Today, I got sentenced to 20 hours community service for having a boy in my room an hour after floor hours. If I don't do the community service, I could get kicked out of the dorm and put on probation at my college. We were breaking up. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I got into trouble with his mother for me still being at their house at 1:00 am. I'm 24, he's 22 and we really were studying. FML
Today, my college dormitory accused me of something I didn't do, breaking a law that I never heard of, charged me $200 to fix "what I did wrong", and is forcing me to go to counciling at the school. Not only was I not on campus when it happened, but I was the one who reported the problem. FML
Today, I was given a call home, a 3-day-suspension, and a week of detention in school for a "serious violation of the code of conduct." Said violation? Jogging in the middle of the hall. FML
Today, I was at my job in the Dean of Students office. My boss gave me some papers to copy. As I was copying, I read in a report that my boyfriend was written up for "cohabitation" (having a girl stay over) at my Catholic university. The report was from a weekend I wasn't at school. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. It wouldn't be so bad if we weren't stuck rooming together for the rest of a semester that hasn't even started yet. FML
Today, my girlfriend got a detention for public display of affection. We go to different schools. FML
Today, I had to serve my boyfriend's father with a restraining order. FML
Today, I am currently grounded for three weeks, have no car, cell phone, or television privileges, and am not allowed to spend more than 10 minutes on the computer a day. The reason why: I was seven minutes past my 9'oclock curfew. I'm 18. FML
Today, to make my dorm neighbours think I'm popular, I blasted music and screamed at the top of my lungs so it sounded like I was having a party. My residence manager slapped me with a noise violation, and demanded to come in to make sure we weren't drinking. I had to explain why I was by myself. FML
Today, I fell asleep at my boyfriend’s house and missed my curfew. It’s almost 4 a.m. Scrambling, I arrived home to find the locks changed. On the door knob was a note: “Go live with your boyfriend, you slut. See if he cooks and cleans up after you. I’ll help you move out your stuff in the morning. - Mom” FML
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Top comments
Zmeilerr 22
it's college they need to stop treating you like little kids.
madasmercury 0
This fml confuses me :/ Why would a college be able to sentence you to community service?
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Comments (116)
FaberDriveLuv 5
Talk to them about it? :
ImaginaryFoe 1
She broke the rules. Why probably isn't that important.
megamandude455 10
just suck up 5 hours a day for 4 days op. hell that's what i'd do. i don't care.
MutatedCranium 0
YDI. Rules are rules.
Sayhwhat 0
hold on, you don't think you should of got punished even though you still broke the rules
klutzycleo 5
Seriously, when you're such a (likely) highly emotional situation like breaking up, who the hell stops to think about a stupid rule like that? I'd make a stink about how unfair the sentence is, because of the circumstances that brought it about
trueblue42 4
doesn't matter what you were doing, if you knew the rules and the consequences for not following them YDI.
docscientist 10
stupid rules are stupid.
Ryanfmlfiend 0
50, Ur a freakin tool
Ryanfmlfiend 0
81 u are also a tool although I thoroughly enjoyed ur comment.
speaknowww 0
maybe they'd lower it
bullshitspanish 15
Agreed, why doesn't matter as much as did
awhsum 0
that's weird o.o
ThomwithanH 0
My college didn't have any rules like that, but even still that seems a bit excessive... I was an RA and I saw less severe punishments for things much more serious than having visitors over after hours.
FMyLifeCereal 0
She forgot to mention it was the 14th time she'd been caught.
randomboy18 0
surrrrrrrrreeeee she was "breaking up"
claireful 4
if she attends a private/Christian university they can (and almost always do) implement rules like that. the rules are usually somewhere along the lines of no boys in the room with the door closed or after midnight.
madasmercury 0
This fml confuses me :/ Why would a college be able to sentence you to community service?
jairolover 25
because the college has rule, these hours aren't required by law. just by the school and if she doesn't complete them she won't be able to live on campus anymore.
lemonypower 6
so why don't you just tell them they might understand?
Bees_fml 0
Why would telling them they might understand do anything?
Freeberry 0
good joke bees
Zmeilerr 22
it's college they need to stop treating you like little kids.
tylerwaldemarsen 0
hahaha that suuuucks
GoodLookingGeese 10
rules are rules, it's like with the law - we don't have to like it but we have to accept it!
Oscar_Wilde 0
Laws are often stupid and arbitrary; therefore, it's stupid and arbitrary to follow all laws.
InDenial 6
Hey Didi is that you in your picture?
Selena_is_back 7
YDI, you could've broke up with him any other time.
SadinSherman 16
You knew the rules and you broke them