Today, my dumbass cat sat on a lit candle. The whole house now smells like burnt hair and I now have to clip clumps of wax-burnt hair off his bum. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was making tea when I smelled something burning. My very fluffy cat had put his tail right next to the open flame and burnt his fur. Now I have a semi-hairless cat and a very smelly apartment. FML
Today, my cat did the same thing as in the video where a cat lights its tail on fire with a candle and just watches it nonchalantly until it stops burning… Except, instead of watching nonchalantly, he bolted all over the house while screaming his head off. Trying to extinguish him was a nightmare. FML
Today, my cat is extremely sick and has trouble grooming himself. As evidenced by his butt. He laid on me for a while and it wasn't until a few minutes after he got off that I realized he had stained my pants. That also explains why my chair suddenly looks so nasty, and why my room smells horrible. FML
Today, my cat regurgitated his food right on top of a heating vent located on my floor. Now the whole house smells like hot vomit. FML
Today, I tried to wax my own Brazilian. My housemate’s cat rolled onto a half-used wax strip on the floor. The poor cat now has a small, less-fluffy patch, and I still haven’t figured out how to wax myself. FML
Today, my cat took a shit in my toaster. FML
Today, I tried to give my cat a bath after he got into the attic and got covered in all sorts of shit. Halfway through, he freaked out, jumped out of the tub, and ran around the house dripping wet. He then hid under my bed, and I had to practically dismantle it to get him out. Now my bedroom smells like wet fur and broken trust. FML
Today, while moving my wax burner away from the window, I spilled hot wax all over my hands, the wall, and in my electric fireplace. FML
Today, my cat peed on my stove. There’s multiple clean litter-boxes that he could have used instead. FML
Today, my cat fell into the toilet, and I had to save him. I now have a soggy cat and scratched arms. FML
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cacheson 42
The cat's ass does seem to have been very dumb for sitting on the candle. Alternatively, you might feel sympathy for the cat's ass if it wasn't the ass's fault and it was just along for the dumb cat's ride...
vb68 26
Mostly a double FML for your cat to have burnt his ass and to have an owner with little sympathy
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Comments (30)
399 41
Aww, that poor kitty
archerbea 4
Poor cat!
Emmereen 29
I'm glad the kitty wasn't seriously hurt.
Ascendanthive 9
You're not the only one mate. My cat's tail has caught on fire from a lit candle on my table. Burnt cat does not smell great. FYL
flo_pi22 22
the same happened to one of my cats (tail lit by a candle). I had never seen him running so fast...
flo_pi22 22
the same happened to one of my cats (tail lit by a candle). I had never seen him running so fast...
diisneygirl 2
Thats hilarious
DemCherries 4
f the cats life they sat on a lit candle and have a very non-sympathetic owner.
Hereforthelols 0
Awww poor kitty
MiraRose 20
Hey everyone, OP here. I have two cats (one is 4, the other is a year.) I put the candle up where the one year old had no business being in the first place. He's not exactly to brightest crayon in the box to begin with. I don't know how, and I don't know why but he sat directly on it. He didn't get hurt thank god, but I've now designed chicken wire cages to go around the candle to prevent this from happening again. (And believe me, I had sympathy, until I realized he wasn't hurt.)