Today, my dogs broke through our electric fence, one of whom managed to get his collar off. I picked it up and, without thinking, went across the fence line. I screamed like a chihuahua being run over by a bulldozer. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I let my dogs out, and then realized they didn't have their electric fence collars on. I ran inside to get the collars, then dashed out to put them on my dogs. I ran through the electric fence. The collars were on. FML
Today, I ran into a parked car and fell into the gutter. All because a dog suddenly barked at me. From the other side of a wooden fence. FML
Today, I walked outside to see my friend frantically waving and running at me, yelling something I couldn't understand. I smiled and started to jog over to him until I realized he was screaming "RUN!!!" We spent the next 10 minutes running from his neighbor's 5 vicious chihuahuas. FML
Today, I was walking my husky when she saw a cat and bolted toward it. I couldn't let go of the leash because my hand was tangled up. Forced to run along, I ran into a parked van at full sprint. I lost my dog, broke two ribs and have to pay for the dent in the van. FML
Today, I was walking my dog when I tripped on the leash, dropping his treat bag. He snatched one, looked at me, and ran full speed in the opposite direction. I had to chase him for three blocks, yelling his name. He thought it was a new game. FML
Today, I was leaning over a fence in a pasture to get a closer look at something. Nobody warned my nuts that it was an electric fence. FML
Today, I was mauled by my own dog. I own a Chihuahua. FML
Today, I was going for a relaxing walk but my dog broke free from his leash. At the same time, my 80 year-old neighbor was leaving her apartment. My dog ran inside her home and she screamed. I ended up in her bedroom, running around her bed, chasing my dog who was trying to get at her pantyhose. FML
Today, I was putting my horse away into her pasture, when I slipped in the mud. In a haisty attempt to support myself, I grabbed the electric fence in on hand, and my horse with the other. The shock from the fence traveled through me to her, sending her running and leaving me with 2 broken teeth. FML
Today, I paid $5000 for a new fence in my backyard for my dogs. My dog escaped three hours after the contractor finished the fence. FML
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DrDilllonReese 12
37- just go to a corner and think about what you said.
MagicallyFat 12
What a jerk off. If its on your hand and it hurt that bad imagine how much it hurts around te poor pups neck. If its an absolute must to have can't you just set the shock lower so it won't hurt as bad.
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Comments (247)
bizarre_ftw 22
Dumbass
Fl9C1 4
Dog 1, you 0 and you def got OWNED.
Okayitwasme 0
I know that having pets like dogs can be a challenge. The only advise I could give you OP is walk and run your dogs more. Advise from Cesar the dog whisper. Hire somebody :)
FeroniaMoonscyth 2
Right on, pal!!! Cesar Milan FOREVER!!!
XDBrittany1228 0
Now you know how they feel. Maybe you could try using a bulldozer inste-Oh, you already did?
TaurusTheBull 13
Someone has already posted an FML exactly like this one...?
Tdevonner 0
Am I the only one who thinks OP is a wimp n clearly needs something wayyyyy more powerful than the collar he has...not only did both his dogs (if not more) withstand the shock AND escape, one took off his collar. Just cut off their paws or something...make them lawn ornaments
YaJustMe 2
Let's weigh the options shall we? Option 1: Have dog running loose. Consequence: dog hit by car, shot, confined in dog pound, tortured by cruel humans, injured in fights with other dogs, pain of hunger and thirst. OR option 2: Use underground fence to confine dog until he knows his boundaries as reinforced by a harmless and momentary zap. Consequence: safe, healthy dog who will never know lasting pain and confusion that dogs suffer when running loose.
J04NN4 3
You neglect to mention option 3: actually train your dog. Shock collars are cruel and unnecessary and only required by people who want to own a dog but are too stupid/lazy to train them.
gamerdude66 8
or option 4: use a regular fence or tie them on a leash.
YaJustMe 2
Let's weigh the options shall we? Option 1: Have dog running loose. Consequence: dog hit by car, shot, confined in dog pound, tortured by cruel humans, injured in fights with other dogs, pain of hunger and thirst. OR option 2: Use underground fence to confine dog until he knows his boundaries as reinforced by a harmless and momentary zap. Consequence: safe, healthy dog who will never know lasting pain and confusion that dogs suffer when running loose.
rookydoo12 3
bahahaha! Taser, taser!! :P
AkeylaLyden 0
YDI for cruelty to animals. What you're doing is giving the dog a daily fml just put a regular fence in