Today, I walked outside to see my friend frantically waving and running at me, yelling something I couldn't understand. I smiled and started to jog over to him until I realized he was screaming "RUN!!!" We spent the next 10 minutes running from his neighbor's 5 vicious chihuahuas. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I realized I was getting a bit chubbier than usual. I decided to go for a little jog to stay in shape. Little did I know, my neighbors that just moved in brought along with them, a fully grown German Shepherd. Not tamed. My "jog" quickly turned into a "sprint for my life". FML
Today, knowing very well that I need to be more active, I went for a walk. It quickly turned into a sprint when I was attacked and chased by a dog. FML
Today, my dogs broke through our electric fence, one of whom managed to get his collar off. I picked it up and, without thinking, went across the fence line. I screamed like a chihuahua being run over by a bulldozer. FML
Today, I went for a run, and my own dog attacked me. FML
Today, I was going for a relaxing walk but my dog broke free from his leash. At the same time, my 80 year-old neighbor was leaving her apartment. My dog ran inside her home and she screamed. I ended up in her bedroom, running around her bed, chasing my dog who was trying to get at her pantyhose. FML
Today, I was out running. All of a sudden I saw a dog come towards me, I thought it was going to attack me and I screamed like a girl in front of everyone. It was a puppy wanting to play. FML
Today, my mother woke me up at 4:30 A.M. to tell me our dog was running down the street. I ran for an hour, chasing after her. Turns out it was our new neighbor's dog. Ours was in our basement. FML
Today, I was driving home with my girlfriend. As we turned onto our block, she shrieked that our dog was running down the street and into traffic. I jumped out of the moving car and chased him for about a mile, only to give up, go home, and find out it wasn't our dog. FML
Today, I was walking outside when I saw my best friend about 100 meters away. I began running towards her, arms flailing, screaming out a tribal battle cry. It wasn't until I was nearly on top of her that I realised it was someone else. FML
Today, I was walking my dog when I tripped on the leash, dropping his treat bag. He snatched one, looked at me, and ran full speed in the opposite direction. I had to chase him for three blocks, yelling his name. He thought it was a new game. FML
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TheRealFamilyGuy 5
im sorry vicious and chihuahua shouldnt be in the same sentence
IHATESOUP 0
pussy
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IHATESOUP 0
pussy
iTaylor 0
omg what a great visual
jonan1212 5
yes it is
croso88 5
op.... KICK THEM!!!!
IVANTTOCOME 0
These Chihuahuas had just escaped from Richard Geres ass, no wonder they were pissed.
griffin4 0
agreed
_TONGAN_ 5
Well OP since you had just walked outside...hmmm...why don't you walk back inside?...and videotape your friend getting eaten by deadly monstrous beasts of the abyss!!!
cooldukenukem 2
71 - that's exactly what I was wondering.
_HeadShot_ 0
they're just chihuahuas... u rly r a pussy
fakeaccountX 6
this sounds like a fun ass day
Shaggy_92 5
punt those lil *******
Link5794 18
99 Every ass day is fun.
columbiancoffeei 6
i busted out laughing in the middle of class because of the visual
wewe20 9
Dude, chihuahuas are vicious. They pretend to be nice as soon as you turn around they'll bite you in the ankle.
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
im sorry vicious and chihuahua shouldnt be in the same sentence
Islapboxmidgets 0
agreed!
starile 20
A much more plausible one would be "A vicious taco ate my chihuahua". YDI, what's the worst a tiny chihuahua could do other than tear up your shoelaces? Unless they're one of those giant mutant sabre-tooth Chihuahua bears, then you're in a pickle.
DjeePee 25
It's really funny and at the same time annoying that almost nobody here seems to realise chihuahuas are very aggressive and have sharp teeth. Don't underestimate one chihuahua, surely not five.
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
#30 don't call me Shirley
DmnUall 0
while that is true djpeepee. all it takes to defeat a chihuahua is a swift kick. if 5 are
DjeePee 25
I prefer to don't kick animals. It also requires skills to kick five animals at once.
MizzErikaHart 8
but u could kick 5 chihuahuas at once.
BDTM 0
^win
Riverweasel 1
Very much agreed. Man, what an idiot for taking such a lucky chance to kick some overgrown furry rats and instead changing it into excersize. I've wanted to kick a chihuahua for so damn long too, and you had five? Makes me so mad
gr82bhere 9
Actually I had a neighbor with down syndrome and an intense fear of dogs who got tackled, climbed over, bit, and terrorized by 6 chihuahuas from down the road. If they sense they have an advantage (in numbers or otherwise) they WILL use it.
dorworters 9
im sorry, but THAT made me laugh so ******* hard. just watching this kid with downs just get taken down by these Chihuahuas...
BreeWarnick33110 9
smaller dogs are actually generally more aggressive and their teeth still hurt when you get bit
morgy8599 0
arf arf!! gimmie a taco!!!
goalie001 0
stupid juggalo
Spyingcheeseman 8
you should've stayed and kicked them all in the mouths. they'd leave you alone then.
RoseRivers 0
You are running away from stupid little Chihuahuas when you can just step on them. This is more of a fail than a fml.
Islapboxmidgets 0
or just kick em! lol but I'm not an animal abuser unless I'm keepin myself from being bit at the ankles lmao
rissygrl08 6
well i would probably decide against kicking them because if you seriously injure one of them you could get in a lot of trouble with the neighbor, regardless if they were chasing you or not
CodingSquirrel 3
Not really. If they were attacking you then the owners would be at fault for not properly taking proper care of their pets.
kotabones 0
Pepper spray.
fylbear 1
ahaha! niceee job, sue them(: lol
PurplePeeps 0
I'll sue your ass for spreading sterotypes, bitch. ... Oh wait...
Onlydie 0
Are you retarded
punkylemon 4
you gotta just love chihuahuas!=D
jjames67 4
ydi for running away from chihuahuas.
benjimm1 0
u ran away from Chihuahuas? wat was the worst they could do, ask for a taco??
KRS_13 0
once my friends chihuahua bit my lip and took a chunk of meat out my my lip causing my to go to the hospital and get 5 stiches. is THAT worse then asking for a taco?
Crimsonhead 0
Are you a pair of two year old girls?