Today, my dog was so happy to see me that he laid down on his back and started pissing like a fountain. He pissed on everything around him, including me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I decided to play with my dog. I sat on the ground and whistled for him to come to me. I smiled when I saw him running at my happily. He sniffed me, turned around, lifted his leg and peed on me. FML
Today, we learned that our dog can run and urinate simultaneously. The entire house smells like piss. FML
Today, my dog and I came in from an afternoon in the back yard and he immediately shat on the carpet. Way to go boy. FML
Today, my sweet 7-month-old puppy ran up to a big fat dog at the park and did what she always does: roll over on her back to start to play. The big fat dog lifted his leg and peed all over my puppy's belly. After the shock, my soaking wet puppy jumped on me. FML
Today, I took my dog to the vet. He sat on my lap the whole car ride, licking my face and acting like my best friend. As soon as we got inside, he turned into a Tasmanian devil and pissed on my shoes, all while looking at me like I'd betrayed him. FML
Today, I woke up to my dog laying on the pillow next to me. When he saw that I was awake, he wagged his tail happily and then promptly sneezed in my face. FML
Today, I was visiting my grandma who has a beagle named Max. He was so excited to see me, he jumped on my face and peed. FML
Today, I woke up at 5 a.m. to my dog jumping off of my bed. No big deal. I rolled over to the other side of the bed to fall back asleep and my face landed right in a puddle of his pee. I tasted it. FML
Today, I let my dog outside so he could pee. After an hour, I let him back in. He just wanted to come inside to pee on the floor. FML
Today, my puppy celebrated a milestone by lifting his leg to pee for the first time. Too bad it was up against my brand new soft fabric couch. FML
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kwilkens 15
Was he a golden retriever? Because you just got a golden shower.
geolocep 6
The dog is showing submission. Means you're the alpha.
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Comments (49)
Ayasha_fml 12
Yellow rocket fountain.
tayyymeds 16
I know your pain. My rescue of three weeks does that
phantomxbg 17
Cute but sad, sorry
SecundusSecunda 27
If I was a dog, I, too, would pee in happiness to find out the human being taking care of me didn't die while out, thereby leaving me alone
guttedbrit 26
My dog pees when she's excited too. Everywhere. It's cute, but not on guests shoes!
IorvethTheXolo 8
I don't know your dog's personality, but the best way to stop the peeing is to build up your pup's confidence. Peeing can be excitement or nerves, but the exposed belly is submission. A submissive dog is not a bad thing at all (they're often easier to work with than dominant dogs), but a dog THAT submissive is probably worrying unnecessarily and would benefit from a boost in confidence. I wish I had some advice for you, but I have very little hands on experience with dogs as submissive as yours. I don't know if I've gotten lucky or if it's the way I raise and train them, but I have ended up with very confident dogs my whole adult life (when they were MY dogs, not family dogs). So my advice to you would be to find a trainer who has experience with submissive dogs and ask about ways to help boost that confidence. In the meantime, you could make use of belly bands to protect your floors, clothes, and anything else he pees on when he gets that way. From what I understand, fear/excitement peeing can be awful to deal with and many dogs get dumped in shelters when the owners stop tolerating it so I commend you for sticking with your dog despite his flaws.
mads_nicole 19
My puppy does this when I get home too
clair_brodie 35
Let me guess, Dachshund?
TMO2142 25
i laughed way too hard at this
AmericanBadAss 21
It's usually a sign of submission when a dog shows its belly in greeting but when it urinates, too, it's a good bet that the animal has been physically abused in some way in its past. The best way to discourage this behavior is to ignore your dog for a few minutes until it calms down and is ready to greet you properly. Also, show him/her lots of love and affection. Abused dogs can sometimes make the best pets.
clair_brodie 35
All my aunts dachshunds did this. None of them were abused and 3 of them were puppies that they had from birth. So to say that it is because they are abused is jumping the gun a bit.