Today, my dog vomited a writhing mass of maggots. It was the most disgusting thing I've ever smelled, and I was baffled as to where she found a maggot infested dead thing to eat. Baffled, until my mom reminded me that my cat has been missing, presumed dead, for over a week. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was cleaning my room when I found a nice surprise from my cat. While I was on vacation, she killed a mouse. By the time I found it, there were maggots crawling in my carpet. FML
Today, my cat vomited violently. I can smell it but I can't find it. FML
Today, I was woken up by a funky smell. My dog had eaten a dead bird and thrown up all over my bed and floor. At 4 o'clock in the morning I had to clean up regurgitated bits of bird, feathers, blood and dog food. The smell still hasn't gone away. FML
Today, I sent my kids to play in the back garden and immediately heard them screaming. We buried our dog last week and last night some animal dug her up and spread the bones and rotting flesh around. The stench was horrendous, the kids are traumatized, and I vomited while reburying the bits. FML
Today, I saw maggots dropping from beneath my car. I looked under, to see a rotting paw dangling from my engine. That would explain the smell. FML
Today, at my minimum wage job, we received a half-way decomposed dog found in a lake. It was my job to tear open the bag and try to identify the breed and color. It would've been easier if the body wasn't crawling with maggots. FML
Today, I came home to find that maggots had taken over my garbage can this weekend. We weren't home to catch it, and I didn't use the garbage this morning. On top of that, I hadn't had my caffeine for the day because I ran out and forgot. FML
Today, I went home for lunch. Upon opening the door, I smelled something horrid. My dog had opened his cage, eaten all the dog treats, and had diarrhea all over my bed and bedroom floor. FML
Today, after two weeks of believing that my extremely sick cat had escaped the house and ran away to die, I uncovered his lifeless body while deep cleaning my living room. FML
Today, our rodent problem was taken care of. I discovered this when my cat projectile-vomited a soggy, death-scented wad of dark fur and tiny organs onto the couch. FML
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chill99 15
This is one of the saddest and most disgusting things I've read on this site. I'm sorry and FYL, OP.
exoticDeath 20
Sorry for your loss but you might want to take your pet to the vet ASAP before you lose another :/ good luck op!
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Comments (76)
MandySkittles 18
It sounds like you don't take very good care of your animals.. It's not likely those were maggots but rather internal parasites like round or pinworms. Please take your dog to the vet, and if your cat returns do the same then keep it indoors. They're much healthier and happier that way.
Mynamewontfi 40
Read again. Cat is missing, dog ends up puking up something dead filled with maggots. Now what's the missing link? The cat is dead, so dog ate the cat.
counting_graves 0
Can you rephrase this, or make sense as to how that connects with my post?
YFOS_fml 17
wow I'm so sorry op
Xion0014 20
What? The dogs as stupid as their owners. Not every dog is disgusting.
wordsandzombies 12
This is absolutely the worst FML I have ever read. Sorry OP.
dyscomonkee 12
I would've thrown up myself. The thought is making me ill
writerchic85 26
If the cat was dead somewhere where your dog could get it I assume you would have found the corpse by now. She probably ate a dead rodent or something. I would run her to the vet to make sure she didn't pick up any parasites. Hope you find your cat alive though.
LittleRich 10
Well at least you found your cat. ? crap about the result of it tho. :/
ShadowLor 19
Oh man, what a CAT-tastrophe! ...I'll see myself out.
datkenna 20
I am... Disturbed.
JKPwnage 27
This is the first FML I've seen that actually makes me want to puke. Sorry, OP