Today, my dog vomited a writhing mass of maggots. It was the most disgusting thing I've ever smelled, and I was baffled as to where she found a maggot infested dead thing to eat. Baffled, until my mom reminded me that my cat has been missing, presumed dead, for over a week. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was cleaning my room when I found a nice surprise from my cat. While I was on vacation, she killed a mouse. By the time I found it, there were maggots crawling in my carpet. FML
Today, my cat vomited violently. I can smell it but I can't find it. FML
Today, I was woken up by a funky smell. My dog had eaten a dead bird and thrown up all over my bed and floor. At 4 o'clock in the morning I had to clean up regurgitated bits of bird, feathers, blood and dog food. The smell still hasn't gone away. FML
Today, I sent my kids to play in the back garden and immediately heard them screaming. We buried our dog last week and last night some animal dug her up and spread the bones and rotting flesh around. The stench was horrendous, the kids are traumatized, and I vomited while reburying the bits. FML
Today, I saw maggots dropping from beneath my car. I looked under, to see a rotting paw dangling from my engine. That would explain the smell. FML
Today, at my minimum wage job, we received a half-way decomposed dog found in a lake. It was my job to tear open the bag and try to identify the breed and color. It would've been easier if the body wasn't crawling with maggots. FML
Today, I came home to find that maggots had taken over my garbage can this weekend. We weren't home to catch it, and I didn't use the garbage this morning. On top of that, I hadn't had my caffeine for the day because I ran out and forgot. FML
Today, I went home for lunch. Upon opening the door, I smelled something horrid. My dog had opened his cage, eaten all the dog treats, and had diarrhea all over my bed and bedroom floor. FML
Today, after two weeks of believing that my extremely sick cat had escaped the house and ran away to die, I uncovered his lifeless body while deep cleaning my living room. FML
Today, our rodent problem was taken care of. I discovered this when my cat projectile-vomited a soggy, death-scented wad of dark fur and tiny organs onto the couch. FML
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chill99 15
This is one of the saddest and most disgusting things I've read on this site. I'm sorry and FYL, OP.
exoticDeath 20
Sorry for your loss but you might want to take your pet to the vet ASAP before you lose another :/ good luck op!
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Comments (76)
zarrganaut 17
I'm sorry op. ): I love animals. This makes me so sad! Also I'd get your dog checked out just in case.
ohSNAPyall 27
Cats tend to go off to hide somewhere when they know they're dying. Sorry you lost your cat. :(
Bigfabthetruth52 22
aw my god that just sounds disgusting, sorry u had to experience that Op.
KagamineRinny 14
i think I'd kick that dog out of my house. Or at least make it live with relatives for a while.
Rkikkas9713 25
I think you should refrain from having pets.
alexanderavatar 24
i think im gonna puke
worldclassrager 41
I now cannot finish my rice with my Chinese...thanks OP
Morning_fml 22
You should've seen my face as I read this in my lecture. Sorry for your loss, OP.
CaptainSmith28 19
Well your dog's no Lassie...
tintin10_fml 13
take her to the vet pronto!
AFGBOY2002 4
Take that thing to the vet then to the pound