Today, my dog vomited a writhing mass of maggots. It was the most disgusting thing I've ever smelled, and I was baffled as to where she found a maggot infested dead thing to eat. Baffled, until my mom reminded me that my cat has been missing, presumed dead, for over a week. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was cleaning my room when I found a nice surprise from my cat. While I was on vacation, she killed a mouse. By the time I found it, there were maggots crawling in my carpet. FML
Today, my cat vomited violently. I can smell it but I can't find it. FML
Today, I was woken up by a funky smell. My dog had eaten a dead bird and thrown up all over my bed and floor. At 4 o'clock in the morning I had to clean up regurgitated bits of bird, feathers, blood and dog food. The smell still hasn't gone away. FML
Today, I sent my kids to play in the back garden and immediately heard them screaming. We buried our dog last week and last night some animal dug her up and spread the bones and rotting flesh around. The stench was horrendous, the kids are traumatized, and I vomited while reburying the bits. FML
Today, I saw maggots dropping from beneath my car. I looked under, to see a rotting paw dangling from my engine. That would explain the smell. FML
Today, at my minimum wage job, we received a half-way decomposed dog found in a lake. It was my job to tear open the bag and try to identify the breed and color. It would've been easier if the body wasn't crawling with maggots. FML
Today, I came home to find that maggots had taken over my garbage can this weekend. We weren't home to catch it, and I didn't use the garbage this morning. On top of that, I hadn't had my caffeine for the day because I ran out and forgot. FML
Today, I went home for lunch. Upon opening the door, I smelled something horrid. My dog had opened his cage, eaten all the dog treats, and had diarrhea all over my bed and bedroom floor. FML
Today, after two weeks of believing that my extremely sick cat had escaped the house and ran away to die, I uncovered his lifeless body while deep cleaning my living room. FML
Today, our rodent problem was taken care of. I discovered this when my cat projectile-vomited a soggy, death-scented wad of dark fur and tiny organs onto the couch. FML
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chill99 15
This is one of the saddest and most disgusting things I've read on this site. I'm sorry and FYL, OP.
exoticDeath 20
Sorry for your loss but you might want to take your pet to the vet ASAP before you lose another :/ good luck op!
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Comments (76)
counting_graves 0
Feed your ******* dog everyday with the right amount of food to prevent them from eating rotting corpses. Problem solved.
samlovesham1234 9
I just threw up a little.
noctali_Solstice 18
I can't imagine how horrible that sight or smell must have been. FYL
RinoaHeartilly 36
Congratulations, I think this is the most horrifying FML I've ever read.
drrobotnik1 18
"today I was surprised when my dog ate something gross" if you're not into that, probably shouldn't own a dog
bapbap_fml 15
Gross. I think I've lost my appetite for about a week.
katertott 44
I really hope your cat is just on an adventure somewhere in the area. My cats have gone missing for great lengths of time on a few occasions. (They're spayed, so it wasn't that.) I'd chat up the neighbors and ask them to check their sheds, garages, porches, etc. Call around at night when noises are easily heard and cats are most often awake. Some cats simply love to explore and disappear for a while. Others have been known to pick multiple residences to live at. My oldest cat treats the neighbors like McDonald's and goes out to eat at their place! You just never know, but I'm hoping things turn out for the better for you and your cat.
radiocaf 29
I wonder if the dog played a part in the cat's death or just the dog happened upon the cat's corpse one day and thought "hey, a free meal!"
msmedieval 11
Not every dog does disgusting things, mine is ridiculously iffy, won't touch anything "dirty" or break or ruin stuff. Every dog is different, & every breed has different characteristics.
enginsteve 17
wtf did i just read?!