Today, my dog died and I told my grandfather I wanted her to be cremated. I came home later to find him burning her in our barbecue pit. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my dog died. I spent ages digging him a grave and buried him in the garden so that my dad wouldn't have to deal with the stress when he got home from work. When my dad got home he told me that he had wanted the dog to be cremated. I have just had to dig up my dog's body. FML
Today, my dog died. My parents told me to bury it out back. In the process, I managed to dig up my cat. FML
Today, my dog died. We planned to get her cremated and keep the ashes. My sister put forward the idea of putting the ashes in our food so our dog can be "inside of us, always." She's completely serious. I'm scared to eat food from her now. FML
Today, I found out that my grandmother desecrated my grandfather's grave. 14 years after his death, she dug up his body and had him cremated so that she could sell his plot back to the cemetery for money. I was the one who found out so I had to tell the rest of the family. FML
Today, my grandpa decided to charcoal-grill some steaks. Inside the house. FML
Today, my new dog unburied my old dog and chewed on his bones. FML
Today, a colleague was talking about how she'd made some tomato sauce from scratch for her dad, but then he died before she could give it to him. I said she should have put it in the casket with him so the cremation would've been a real barbeque. My filter is broken. FML
Today, I went to this coffee shop in town that has a fire pit outdoors with my boyfriend. I threw out the idea of sitting by the fire together, and he responded by telling me that his father and dog died in a house fire when he was young. FML
Today, my dog showed me her latest kill. Too bad it was the stuffed animals my dead grandmother had given me as a child that had a lot of sentimental value to me. FML
Today, I told my daughter that we were going to the beach. Today, my daughter also tried to dig up our deceased dog, who we buried in our back yard last week, so he could come along. FML
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GracesDelirium 9
That was barbaric of him. I'm so sorry OP, that must have been an awful thing for you to see. FYL.
charvisioku 22
And this, children, is what we call a redneck funeral.
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Comments (102)
CrazyManNo9 29
It is certainly true that Gramps was just trying to help out so don't be hard on him. Things were different in his day. I mean, the economy was almost as bad then as it is now... So, don't be upset at him. Sorry this happened to you. Losing a pet is so very hard. This didn't help either.
CrazyManNo9 29
My brain is all confused about how anyone could come up with a racist comment about this topic. I am assuming that is a good thing...
NayrGuy 0
some fmls seem too tough to believe.If this is true your grandfather needs to be in a home where he can be taken care of as he has obviously lost all mental control.
UsagiArwen 23
I won't say exactly how racism can definitely come into the FML comments, but I'm pretty sure I get the jist of it.
PsychoBitch666 8
Did she taste good?
SUPA_TOLL_CAL 6
the FML referred to the dogs gender.... male
hardehar 9
The dogs gender is female.
Vidrill 22
God damn, I was eating something delicious, why did I have to read this? It made me sad AND spoiled my appetite big time.... Sorry OP...
californianking1 8
Ughh that yard must've stunk!
kayaker83 4
O.......M.......G........ That's all I can say..... I'm so sorry :(
KaskStunter 4
Like a Viking!
brittanyrmh_ 12
Oh my goodness! That's terrible! I'm so sorry, OP... Surely he would have thought that was wrong?