Today, my dog died and I told my grandfather I wanted her to be cremated. I came home later to find him burning her in our barbecue pit. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dog died. I spent ages digging him a grave and buried him in the garden so that my dad wouldn't have to deal with the stress when he got home from work. When my dad got home he told me that he had wanted the dog to be cremated. I have just had to dig up my dog's body. FML
Today, my dog died. My parents told me to bury it out back. In the process, I managed to dig up my cat. FML
Today, my dog died. We planned to get her cremated and keep the ashes. My sister put forward the idea of putting the ashes in our food so our dog can be "inside of us, always." She's completely serious. I'm scared to eat food from her now. FML
Today, I found out that my grandmother desecrated my grandfather's grave. 14 years after his death, she dug up his body and had him cremated so that she could sell his plot back to the cemetery for money. I was the one who found out so I had to tell the rest of the family. FML
Today, my grandpa decided to charcoal-grill some steaks. Inside the house. FML
Today, my new dog unburied my old dog and chewed on his bones. FML
Today, a colleague was talking about how she'd made some tomato sauce from scratch for her dad, but then he died before she could give it to him. I said she should have put it in the casket with him so the cremation would've been a real barbeque. My filter is broken. FML
Today, I went to this coffee shop in town that has a fire pit outdoors with my boyfriend. I threw out the idea of sitting by the fire together, and he responded by telling me that his father and dog died in a house fire when he was young. FML
Today, my dog showed me her latest kill. Too bad it was the stuffed animals my dead grandmother had given me as a child that had a lot of sentimental value to me. FML
Today, I told my daughter that we were going to the beach. Today, my daughter also tried to dig up our deceased dog, who we buried in our back yard last week, so he could come along. FML
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GracesDelirium 9
That was barbaric of him. I'm so sorry OP, that must have been an awful thing for you to see. FYL.
charvisioku 22
And this, children, is what we call a redneck funeral.
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Comments (102)
rooney0710 5
Wow. Asian?
skyeyez9 25
My dog died on Oct 10th and I still cry because I miss him so much. That was horrible for your grandparent to do that! If it is any consolation, once your dog's physical body dies, her spirit moves on and you will see her again one day.
RedPillSucks 33
Did you find out from Grandpa that the dog "died"?? I'm guessing you came home a little early and caught him in the middle of fixing dinner.
ICastillo 25
Well be careful what you wish for. Maybe he didn't hear you right instead of "cremated" he heard " Just burn the body on the Barbecue pit ". You know old timers can't hear right.
soad2014 7
And I thought looking at Cannibal Corpse albums was scary looking. That's just brutal. I'm sorry to hear about your puppy. :(
crazytwinsmom 25
Reminds me of a pig I saw at the fair named Breakfast.
kaymi 17
Now I want to watch "Doug". I wonder if it's on Netflix...lol
firefly319 7
It's the thought that counts? Sorry OP, that sucks.
redhedsaysrawr 18
That's horrible! But I mean professional cremating is expensive....
Hiphuray4peas 27
It can also be highly economical too. Also, thinking of price shouldn't really be the priority when considering the loss of a loved one. (I know sometimes it is, but I'm saying in a perfect scenario it shouldn't be)
queeennnale 18
Omfg