Today, my dog died and I told my grandfather I wanted her to be cremated. I came home later to find him burning her in our barbecue pit. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dog died. I spent ages digging him a grave and buried him in the garden so that my dad wouldn't have to deal with the stress when he got home from work. When my dad got home he told me that he had wanted the dog to be cremated. I have just had to dig up my dog's body. FML
Today, my dog died. My parents told me to bury it out back. In the process, I managed to dig up my cat. FML
Today, my dog died. We planned to get her cremated and keep the ashes. My sister put forward the idea of putting the ashes in our food so our dog can be "inside of us, always." She's completely serious. I'm scared to eat food from her now. FML
Today, I found out that my grandmother desecrated my grandfather's grave. 14 years after his death, she dug up his body and had him cremated so that she could sell his plot back to the cemetery for money. I was the one who found out so I had to tell the rest of the family. FML
Today, my grandpa decided to charcoal-grill some steaks. Inside the house. FML
Today, my new dog unburied my old dog and chewed on his bones. FML
Today, a colleague was talking about how she'd made some tomato sauce from scratch for her dad, but then he died before she could give it to him. I said she should have put it in the casket with him so the cremation would've been a real barbeque. My filter is broken. FML
Today, I went to this coffee shop in town that has a fire pit outdoors with my boyfriend. I threw out the idea of sitting by the fire together, and he responded by telling me that his father and dog died in a house fire when he was young. FML
Today, my dog showed me her latest kill. Too bad it was the stuffed animals my dead grandmother had given me as a child that had a lot of sentimental value to me. FML
Today, I told my daughter that we were going to the beach. Today, my daughter also tried to dig up our deceased dog, who we buried in our back yard last week, so he could come along. FML
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Top comments
GracesDelirium 9
That was barbaric of him. I'm so sorry OP, that must have been an awful thing for you to see. FYL.
charvisioku 22
And this, children, is what we call a redneck funeral.
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Comments (102)
Hiphuray4peas 27
How insensitive!
Zebediabolical 45
Are you Korean? That would explain a lot.
Obey_StudBoii 23
Omg! That's horrible. I'm so sorry. Wth was your grandpa thinking??
jayrj22 4
That's not very nice of him.
fyreprincess 3
Only in Texas!
panicsdisaster 17
The old day people aren't as weak and sensitive as people today. In his eyes he was just getting things done. You should thank him.
desertlovebird 11
I don't know how they say you deserved this but you don't. So sorry for the loss of a fur friend OP and pass on the bbqs from now on.
MidnightKnight 6
So he was barbecuing hot dogs?
SUPA_TOLL_CAL 6
What's for dinner?
KiddNYC1O 22
Hot dog. Well done.
b3tazoid 5
Is your grandad Korean?