grrr1234
Today, my daughter told me that she wanted to live with her father because they have a faster internet connection. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Nuts
Grimsby, Canada
Today, my daughter told me she wanted to divorce me. FML
doughgirl101
Canada
Today, my parents canceled the Internet at our house because they view it as a "passing fad." FML
E……
United States
Today, while driving my kids to school, my son said, "Why don't you find another place to live, so we can just live with daddy?" Then my daughter added, "Yeah, 'cause we LOVE Daddy." FML
GoAggies
Herriman, United States
Today, I moved three hours away from my boyfriend for college. Even though he got accepted to the same school and had a job lined up in town, he decided not to come with me because the Internet at our apartment wasn't going to be fast enough for his gaming. FML
Lonely
Utrecht, Netherlands
You're Gonna Miss Me When I'm Gone
Today, my only daughter and her boyfriend sat me down for an important talk. I was thrilled, thinking they were engaged or pregnant. They actually wanted to tell me they're moving half way around the world. FML
Anonymous
You played yourself
Today, my idiot daughter is sat next to me crying because she took her ex to court for child support, convinced she was gonna get paid, even though her kids live with their dad full time. Now she's paying HIM child support and can’t afford her flat anymore, so she wants to move in with me. FML
Derps
Denmark
Today, my mother said she called our internet provider, and told them to cancel it. In rage, I left for a friends house for a couple of hours. When I got home, she told me she was joking, and wanted me out of the house so she could eat all the ice-cream. FML
stepmom
Australia
Today, I explained to my 5 year old daughter that her older sister from my husband's first marriage lives with her mommy, and my daughter lives with us. She exclaimed, "It's not fair! I want two mommies like she has! Can we swap, I like her mommy better than you anyway!" FML
devigsgirl
United States
Today, I found out that the only reason my boyfriend wants to move in with me is so he has better internet connection and won't get kicked off of Xbox live while playing MW2. FML
dumped
United States
Today, my five year old daughter asked me what a divorce was. When I asked why she wanted to know, she replied with "Daddy wants one. He says you can have me." FML
Top comments
stepdracmos 0
Is there anything to value more in life than this?
Rommel1942 9
And so the gaming generation for girls keeps growing... :3
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Comments (164)
Iamme30069 5
Are you my mom cause my sis just said that
thatKidzmOm 10
Tell her to get ready to go to her dads...but that she isn't allowed to bring ANYTHING with her that you bought for her. Nothing. No clothes, computer, phone...nooooothing!!! She's ungrateful and maybe this'll open her eyes a bit. Make her believe you're serious. Scare her a bit
allishall2694 0
She probably has all those things at her dads's house anyway.
SanaSazi 32
Seems logical to me!
sadiesue17 0
Time to break out the big guns. Wifi and a wii.
stonedfishies 10
Hahahah. Internet is life these days.
mcollins27 3
Legit reason
Fmlsea 28
see kids are spoiled these days , id love to see a black out half the people would be walking around going crazy cause they got no internet .
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
WiFi is wireless Internet. And the daughter wants a faster Internet connection. What was your point again, 4?
annihil8or 15
Do you mean because "he" has a faster internet connection?
Taurus_ChicKa 37
There are worse reasons she could have wanted to stay with her dad. She could have yelled she hated you or something, which a lot of kids do these days...