grrr1234
Today, my daughter told me that she wanted to live with her father because they have a faster internet connection. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Nuts
Grimsby, Canada
Today, my daughter told me she wanted to divorce me. FML
doughgirl101
Canada
Today, my parents canceled the Internet at our house because they view it as a "passing fad." FML
E……
United States
Today, while driving my kids to school, my son said, "Why don't you find another place to live, so we can just live with daddy?" Then my daughter added, "Yeah, 'cause we LOVE Daddy." FML
GoAggies
Herriman, United States
Today, I moved three hours away from my boyfriend for college. Even though he got accepted to the same school and had a job lined up in town, he decided not to come with me because the Internet at our apartment wasn't going to be fast enough for his gaming. FML
Lonely
Utrecht, Netherlands
You're Gonna Miss Me When I'm Gone
Today, my only daughter and her boyfriend sat me down for an important talk. I was thrilled, thinking they were engaged or pregnant. They actually wanted to tell me they're moving half way around the world. FML
Anonymous
You played yourself
Today, my idiot daughter is sat next to me crying because she took her ex to court for child support, convinced she was gonna get paid, even though her kids live with their dad full time. Now she's paying HIM child support and can’t afford her flat anymore, so she wants to move in with me. FML
Derps
Denmark
Today, my mother said she called our internet provider, and told them to cancel it. In rage, I left for a friends house for a couple of hours. When I got home, she told me she was joking, and wanted me out of the house so she could eat all the ice-cream. FML
stepmom
Australia
Today, I explained to my 5 year old daughter that her older sister from my husband's first marriage lives with her mommy, and my daughter lives with us. She exclaimed, "It's not fair! I want two mommies like she has! Can we swap, I like her mommy better than you anyway!" FML
devigsgirl
United States
Today, I found out that the only reason my boyfriend wants to move in with me is so he has better internet connection and won't get kicked off of Xbox live while playing MW2. FML
dumped
United States
Today, my five year old daughter asked me what a divorce was. When I asked why she wanted to know, she replied with "Daddy wants one. He says you can have me." FML
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stepdracmos 0
Is there anything to value more in life than this?
Rommel1942 9
And so the gaming generation for girls keeps growing... :3
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cnicky58 1
She's from tumblr..
pmadNess 16
Send her on! Take a break! Oh, the quiet nights!!!
ShamanN 0
haha!
BunnyRose 11
Tell her to go then, more parties and late nights for you.
HellCat1970 0
If His Internet is Faster than Yours...Odds are you didn't clean up with the Divorce settlement the way you should have...
alissa222 15
I'm trying to figure out the capitalization of this comment.
aira_1202 0
Wow.
slick5880 22
I have a goldfish.
starflyer59 17
I wear shoes...
gleff 5
Sign of the times.
Swiko 11
Then get a faster connection. It could be worse. She could want to move because she hated you. But that isn't the case. So it's nothing to be all butthurt over.
pmadNess 16
BUTTHURT!!! It's making a comeback!!!
THE_A_TEEN 28
The big deal is that she is choosing to live with the other parent because of something trivial, in this case internet connection. Also, SHE'S THE MOM! How would YOU feel like if your kid decides to live with the other divorced parent because of something stupid like faster internet connection. In my opinion, the kid should suck it up.
mrsmo2 5
You're not supposed to make your kids feel bad about which parent they want to live with. Even if the reason is trivial.