Today, my mother said she called our internet provider, and told them to cancel it. In rage, I left for a friends house for a couple of hours. When I got home, she told me she was joking, and wanted me out of the house so she could eat all the ice-cream. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, in a fit of rage, my mom confessed to me that I was adopted, and if she had the chance to turn back time, she wouldn't have done it in the first place. All because I ate the last ice cream sandwich. FML
Today, I was at the mall, I saw a girl crying that her ice cream had fallen on the floor. Feeling generous, I bought her a new one. She threw it on the ground, laughed, and came over to her mom and told that I was bothering her, so the mom called security. FML
Today, my mom complained that I never do anything nice for her, so while out shopping I bought her favorite chocolate bar. When I got home, she screamed at me because she’s on a diet. FML
Today, my mom tried to ground me. In the apartment that I own. Because I didn't eat enough of the dinner that I'd made. FML
Today, my mom called me and asked me to fix her computer, three days after saying she never wanted to see me again for dating a boy. I got lectured to on how I'm ruining my life the whole time. FML
Today, my mother called me urgently from the kitchen. Thinking she was hurt, I ran to her as fast as possible. She threw a wet cloth at my head and ran away, laughing her face off. FML
Today, my parents threw a hissy fit calling me ungrateful and disrespectful for wanting to do laundry and clean at home, instead of going out to their friends' house for dinner. They also disconnected the Internet to punish me when they left. I'm 20 and visiting home on a college break. FML
Today, I briefly left my laptop while I went to use the toilet. When I came back, I found "I" had posted on Facebook, calling my mom a "stupid cunt who should just stay in the kitchen." The only other person home at the time was my grandpa. She didn't believe it, and permanently grounded me. FML
Today, I told my mom I was going on a date tonight. She laughed and didn't believe me. When I tried to convince her it was real, she got mad and grounded me for lying. I had to cancel the date. FML
Today, my mom was acting really pissy, and I couldn't help but mutter that she must be on her period. Five hours later, I'm glued to the toilet with my phone, because she went all out for revenge and spiked my dinner with some hellishly potent kind of laxative. FML
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illmatic2 16
She deserves a high-five.
ImInABox 6
I scream, you scream. You screamed so she could have icecream!
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Focnr 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Overreaction much?
catrav77 0
EXACTLY what I was thinking.
iAmScrubs 19
OP's mom sounds like a grizzly bear.
jakeisawake 3
Maybe OP plays WOW. If that's so, then he didn't overreact at all. At least he didn't stick a remote up his asshole. He did the casual, "**** you mom," and walked away.
catrav77 0
um I don't think "in rage" implies that he walked out casually.
jakeisawake 3
Hm, I didn't know I implied a "casual walkout", but a casual **** you mom. Maybe I should have said "...and walked away in a fit of rage." My apologies for not being clear.
GriZzliie 3
What did you call me?
A7X_LoVeee 10
Ohh 19 I love the reference. +1 for you.
Riemurasia 0
17, you hurt Grizzlie's feelings :(
arandomer 0
what's usual about saying "**** you mum" ?? any child who says that to their mum deserves to be slapped and thrown out of their house.
pertained 12
lmao he got pwned
savs11 13
I'd be pretty angry if all of a sudden I was without internet. but I wouldnt freak out.
sterlingarcher 1
I laugh at you.. hahahaaha
iReadFmlsFml 0
How the hell is this an FML, the real FML would be "Today, my mom ate all the ice cream in the house... FML."
LoveCali 0
LMFAO.!Referencing "Yes Man" What Did He Call Me.?Lol:)
Joaker 10
COULDN'T THE OP JUST CHECK IF THE ******* INTERNET WAS CURRENTLY WORKING?!
Daerauko 0
does OP pay for the internet, no? then **** him for being an overreactive ungrateful bitch. his mother can choose to not have Internet. at least she still allows him in the house.
iAmScrubs 19
57- I am very sorry mister. Please don't eat me.
VorpikeII 17
70- He said CASUAL not usual. Read the comment completely before responding next time.
staceysgenesis16 0
yeah thats too much of an overrrreeaction..
TookaWooka666 0
Why did she need him out of the house to eat ice cream? Her house, her ice cream.
zakkyzebra 11
1, your pic resembles a tampon. That is what I expect the reaction of a tampon to be if it were to react.
YouFailForLife 7
Nice troll, mom!
Paul_Days 0
world of warcraft much??
Bano360 25
89 is a moron. If I had no internet access, I wouldn't be able to get through college. I'm a computer science student, so in order for me to get work done at home, I need the internet. Besides if my parents did cancel the internet, I'd tell them I'm dropping out, and I'll buy my own internet, easily affordable with my job.
primadonna9396 16
With the amount of thumbs down 89 has, I'm assuming there are an awful lot of basement-dwelling sponges in the comment section.
jpest17 5
I would have done the same leave b4 it got out of control, I would rage hard.
MasterGamer591 13
What if your Internet was gone you would not be here
illmatic2 16
She deserves a high-five.
TinyDude 10
op's mom is so ******* win!!!
MeowingKat 0
OP got PWNED by his mom
snade 0
LOL YES
staceysgenesis16 0
wow OP ur mom wins .. although you are pathetic ...
gabstahhh 8
right. weird little child
j_cat187 20
a chinese nazi?
ILUVMSC 5
epic win....
ImInABox 6
I scream, you scream. You screamed so she could have icecream!
Winter247 2
Yeah....No.
iLazy 0
Be objective. If it was like Haàgen-Dazs or Ben and Jerry ice cream you could call her a selfish bitch for not wanting to share. If if's not, she's still purely greedy
TheSnakeDoctor20 17
lol cue the puns XD
jakeisawake 3
What if the plan back-fired, and OP grabbed the ice-cream to cure his depression?
naughtia 14
why was this necessary? do you guard the ice cream?
neil103091 0
and you didnt bother to check if you still had connection?
rebelrouser 1
first thing I would have checked...
ModernZelda 19
Fun fact: if an Internet subscription is canceled in anyway that isn't from non-payment, the service is downgraded to the most basic until someone can come out to disconnect the line(about 1week to 1 month depending on the company). So if OP's mom did cancel service, the connection would still be there. I've worked for multiple Internet companies and it's all the same.
Daniel_DD32 3
lol fat ass
JDiz83 0
my thoughts exactly
bhurberry 0
are you sure she just wanted to eat ice cream? haha.. she mustve really called the internet guy but for another reason :))
niggsby 0
Win
yungstory 0
lmfao right... cable guy hookin up more than jus the Internet he turned into the plumber nd layed pipe too hahaha
NoahStaz 3
Possibly free internets?
Spartacus 8
it's just Internet kid. learn to live without it
rebecca_marie_21 0
Learn to live without ice cream too,
luna4545 4
actually most schools do all their work online. in every class I have taken this year all my work has been through an online website. I would be super pissed if my parents did that because that would mean I can't get my work done unless I stayed at school everyday. maybe OP is in the same situation
cgchamp89 7
Well it is unknown, and I hate to assume... but chances are, he was upset because he could no longer play games online. If it was for hw purposes, he could go to the library or to the school.
Vo13c3s1nMyH3ad 7
C.O.D.
grrrrmetigers 0
what eves kid. you realize that without the internet you couldnt have posted that comment? yahh good one bud.
JDiz83 0
you did read the whole thing right? his mum said she was joking
MetalLetteRaver 0
yeah also we have iPods and iPads and smartphones and shit now.. and people can link onto other people's wireless.
death943 10
Everyone is acting like they actually do their homework at all.
urmomsmeatstick 0
you have the best mom in the world. for mothers day you should freeze some mud in a carton of ice cream and give it to her as a gift. other brown chunky deposits would also make an excellent substitute
Seagulltears 2
if no internet throws you into a rage, then ydi...big time.
JenL_fml 7
Buy more ice-cream? Really, you didn't have to react like that. -.-
ceddyz17 10
maybe it was Ben and jerrys
thebestof1984 0
He didn't rage because of the ice cream, he was pissed she canceled the internet.
JenL_fml 7
Yeah, I know. He still overreacted, though. :/
BellaGoBoom 6
Says you. All my homework is online. I wouldn't freak, but I'd be a little pissed. Although, after she said it was a joke, he should have calmed his lil ass down.
JenL_fml 7
^agreed