grrr1234
Today, my daughter told me that she wanted to live with her father because they have a faster internet connection. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Nuts
Grimsby, Canada
Today, my daughter told me she wanted to divorce me. FML
doughgirl101
Canada
Today, my parents canceled the Internet at our house because they view it as a "passing fad." FML
E……
United States
Today, while driving my kids to school, my son said, "Why don't you find another place to live, so we can just live with daddy?" Then my daughter added, "Yeah, 'cause we LOVE Daddy." FML
GoAggies
Herriman, United States
Today, I moved three hours away from my boyfriend for college. Even though he got accepted to the same school and had a job lined up in town, he decided not to come with me because the Internet at our apartment wasn't going to be fast enough for his gaming. FML
Lonely
Utrecht, Netherlands
You're Gonna Miss Me When I'm Gone
Today, my only daughter and her boyfriend sat me down for an important talk. I was thrilled, thinking they were engaged or pregnant. They actually wanted to tell me they're moving half way around the world. FML
Anonymous
You played yourself
Today, my idiot daughter is sat next to me crying because she took her ex to court for child support, convinced she was gonna get paid, even though her kids live with their dad full time. Now she's paying HIM child support and can’t afford her flat anymore, so she wants to move in with me. FML
Derps
Denmark
Today, my mother said she called our internet provider, and told them to cancel it. In rage, I left for a friends house for a couple of hours. When I got home, she told me she was joking, and wanted me out of the house so she could eat all the ice-cream. FML
stepmom
Australia
Today, I explained to my 5 year old daughter that her older sister from my husband's first marriage lives with her mommy, and my daughter lives with us. She exclaimed, "It's not fair! I want two mommies like she has! Can we swap, I like her mommy better than you anyway!" FML
devigsgirl
United States
Today, I found out that the only reason my boyfriend wants to move in with me is so he has better internet connection and won't get kicked off of Xbox live while playing MW2. FML
dumped
United States
Today, my five year old daughter asked me what a divorce was. When I asked why she wanted to know, she replied with "Daddy wants one. He says you can have me." FML
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stepdracmos 0
Is there anything to value more in life than this?
Rommel1942 9
And so the gaming generation for girls keeps growing... :3
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Comments (164)
Dcm210 19
i dont blame her.
Enslaved 38
Sucks but nothing wrong with giving her dad some extra time to enjoy watching his daughter grow. She does have two parents, you know.
SummerTime69 5
That seem like a valid reason to me.
MidnaLink 35
I like 20's reason better.
xmaximusx 12
Lol all these parents whining about their children.. What did u think was going to happen a golden egg pop out?
1crabbygirl 10
No doubt. Kids are selfish, OP's is also very forthright.
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
Not all children are selfish! I'm only speaking for myself here, but when my dad was stationed on the West Coast, I opted to stay with my mom. The West Coast was warmer than the shitty midwest where I live now, and certainly had more things to do (my dad was the more easy-going parent). I stayed with my mom from age 7-13 because I didn't want to see her lonely. I gave up a West Coast life and eventually getting to be stationed in Hawaii because I knew my mom would be kind of sad and lonely if I left her.
BoredomCentral 8
Kids these days...
NicollieOlliO 0
She'll grow out of it! Sorry OP
waffle3z 6
.. No, you don't "grow out of" wanting faster Internet connection. The only people who don't want faster Internet connection is Google employees.
MsFML_ 16
Perfect example to how our generation is ****** up.
Bobissmall 13
Not really. If you love and wish to live with each parent equally, then faster internet seems like a decent way to decide.
paul0397 3
Today's generation.....smh
21jason 9
What does that have to do with anything?
steve90z 1
Buy faster internets if you love her
THE_A_TEEN 28
So, to get someone to love you, you just have to given them what they want? That's spoiling them, and they won't love you for who you are, but they'll love you for what you give them.
FML_Master2133 6
And if the dad got a slower Internet, she'd stay with the mom. I don't know but I think the decision of the daughter is based on Internet speed not what the parents are like.