Today, my date took me to visit his farm. As we were walking, a wild rabbit darted past me and startled me. I tripped and fell face first into cow dung. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went into the farm where I work. Within the first 30 minutes I slipped on a fresh cow pie and broke my ankle. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. We were walking in a park when I noticed a funny smell. I looked down and realized I'd stepped in dog crap. I tried to nonchalantly rub it off on the grass, but instead hit a patch of wet grass and slipped onto my butt, right into a pile of goose poop. FML
Today, my best friend told me to face my fear of cows and hop over the fence in with them. This resulted in me being chased by a raging cow, and thrusting myself head first over a fence. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents, and now they have a dead rabbit because I sat on it. FML
Today, I went to my cousin's farm with my family. First I was pooped on by a goose, peed on by a puppy, bit in the face by the mother dog, fell through the floor of the barn loft, and without knowing it was electric, rested my hand on the horse fence. FML
Today, I was on my back patio talking with my husband. It got dark outside, and I saw something shuffling in the back yard. I freaked out so bad that I went to run inside, only to fly face-first into the screen door. Turns out the shuffling was a baby rabbit. FML
Today, I went with my family to visit my aunt, who lives on a farm. My brother told me that cows are ticklish and convinced me to go up and tickle one of the cows. The cow clearly wasn’t a fan, and I ended up being chased right into a lake. FML
Today, my crush and I were volunteering at a local farm. He confessed to me that I'm one of the most beautiful girls he's ever seen. Just as he leaned in to kiss me, I lost my footing and fell into a pile of horse shit. He just stood there, pointing and laughing. FML
Today, while trying to pick up dog poo, I tripped and landed in the pile. FML
Today, I was visiting my cousin's farm. Going out for a morning stroll, I took an apple with me to munch along the way. As I was eating it, I heard a distant thumping sound and was suddenly slammed into the ground. When I looked up, a horse was eating my apple. I got mugged by a horse. FML
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Top comments
melons 44
Cowadunga, dude.
WCARlover 35
Cute story for the grandkids ;)
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Comments (56)
NotCedricDiggory 3
Taking getting shit-faced to a whole new level.
LowLifeKid 15
As I was reading this, I though OP was going to fall on the rabbit.
LowLifeKid 15
thought I mean, sorry
Tripartita 45
"APRIL FOOLS!" –The Universe
XxthemonkeyxX 8
"You don't have to be lonely at farmersonly.com"
coming back in the future 30
I guess OP got shitfaced.
WOTAN1488 24
GROSS! You just got shitfaced!
rhyspiecesno8 18
That's a pretty shitty problem
alexish128 13
Yuck! I've never face planted in it, but I have slid through it and fell before. Hopefully you were near the house and could clean up!
armattiuzzo 16
Wow, that stinks
requiem626 3
How could anyone YDI this? That's just bullshit
kaylocca 20
Welcome to the human race.
niiickk_ 7
no its cow shit
GrifGuy 4
#30 *facepalm*