Today, I went to my cousin's farm with my family. First I was pooped on by a goose, peed on by a puppy, bit in the face by the mother dog, fell through the floor of the barn loft, and without knowing it was electric, rested my hand on the horse fence. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while letting horses out to switch pasture, one ran at me, sending me through the electric fence and into a mud puddle. Wrapped in electric fence, I sat in that electric mud puddle, screaming every time it shocked me. Help arrived, once they'd had a good long laugh. FML
Today, I was visiting my cousin's farm. Going out for a morning stroll, I took an apple with me to munch along the way. As I was eating it, I heard a distant thumping sound and was suddenly slammed into the ground. When I looked up, a horse was eating my apple. I got mugged by a horse. FML
Today, my date took me to visit his farm. As we were walking, a wild rabbit darted past me and startled me. I tripped and fell face first into cow dung. FML
Today, I was putting my horse away into her pasture, when I slipped in the mud. In a haisty attempt to support myself, I grabbed the electric fence in on hand, and my horse with the other. The shock from the fence traveled through me to her, sending her running and leaving me with 2 broken teeth. FML
Today, I went with my family to visit my aunt, who lives on a farm. My brother told me that cows are ticklish and convinced me to go up and tickle one of the cows. The cow clearly wasn’t a fan, and I ended up being chased right into a lake. FML
Today, my best friend told me to face my fear of cows and hop over the fence in with them. This resulted in me being chased by a raging cow, and thrusting myself head first over a fence. FML
Today, I went to my girlfriend's mom's horse barn. Then I stepped in horse poop. Also I am full of dust. Dusty boi. FML
Today, my dad tried to help me overcome my intense fear of horses (due to nearly being killed by one as a child) by taking me to a ranch. Within 30 minutes, a horse bit my face. FML
Today, while riding a massive draft horse, the horse thought it would be fun to walk under a very low apple tree that sat level with his back. A branch hit me and made me fall off onto a coil of barbed wire, twisting my ankle in the process. FML
Today, my horse farted and scared itself, then ran all the way up the hill and wouldn't stop until I fell off. FML
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wolfe37 0
yeah you don't belong on a farm...stick to the city
GuyWithAGuitar 0
lMFAO. This could be a country song. Now alls that needs to happen is for your spouse to leave you and your dog to die.
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Comments (116)
Clever_Sleazoid 0
:P
ciao_bella_fml 0
you should stick the the city
nazooer 11
Lmao agreed
realggirl 0
Wow, your life REALLY sucks!!
bugmenotmofo 34
Fake
whatzyourname 0
bs
do20ss 4
is this funny farm?
americuzz 8
finally a REAL fml!!:)
da_funk_masta 0
you would think you would have stopped at the first few haha, but i feel for you i've been in many farm accidents.
goodtimesx2 0
i think this story is bullshit, thats why it didnt stop at the first few
christyxbee 15
This just isn't your day is it? Wah Wah Wah Wahhh
allmidnighteyes 11
Goose shit, puppy piss, and an electric fence? Kinkyyy
redbluegreen 41
Bring on the chickens, barbed wire and cement! Gonna have a sexy party...
wolfe37 0
yeah you don't belong on a farm...stick to the city
dnlphm94 0
I never knew they had electric fences for horses :/ I guess I'm behind on technology.
XOfiestypixie 0
Horses can sometimes have the bad habit of breaking down fences. Especially stallions when the mares are in heat. =) (I've seen a miniature stallion break through 2 wooden fences and nearly an electric to get to the females...Horses are tough shit)
Daaniellee1234 8
Bravo.
anonymous595 0
lack ops?? wanna play
GuyWithAGuitar 0
lMFAO. This could be a country song. Now alls that needs to happen is for your spouse to leave you and your dog to die.
oboo15161 0
haha
nevele11 0
This sounds fake.
CFR 0
Well yee-haw...
PointMissed 0
You're a wimp, electric horse fences don't even hurt in the slightest.
dsrs3777 0
I dunno which horse fences you've touched but the two times I've come in contact with different ones it really hurt! Very temporary pain of course but the second it happened I thought someone had thrown a boulder at my arm
PointMissed 0
I have worked on a farm for the past 3 summers and ridden horses for my whole life. I have touched literally dozens of different horse fences, didn't hurt once- just a little shock like touching the doorknob after rubbing your feet on the carpet. Doesn't hurt. The volatge isn't enough to do any damage. OP is a pussy.
tarana 0
You must have some crazy high pain tolerance. The one time I accidentally backed up into an electric fence, it felt like someone had kicked me to the ground.
Lizardbits 0
you know, it really depends what type of fence and the setting it's on. also if you have rubber shoes/boots on it won't hurt much, if at all.