jimmy_poison
Hamilton, New Zealand
Today, my date bumped into her ex-husband, who decided to join us for the rest of the dinner. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Boundaries
Today, I took my new girl out on a date after work. Ten minutes later, my ex-wife, her new boyfriend and my daughter showed up at the same restaurant and decided a double date would be fun. My ex lives an hour away. FML
Anonyme
Today, I went on a date for the first time in ages, only to realize that the guy I was seeing chose to take us to a specific restaurant in able to stalk his ex. FML
anonymous
New Westminster, Canada
Today, I was eating lunch on my first date with a really pretty girl, when my ex shows up at the same restaurant and starts telling her how bad of a boyfriend I was. My date left. FML
aireeahna
Cedar Rapids, United States
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've been talking to. We ended up at his house around 4 a.m., but as we walked through the front door, his ex-girlfriend was sitting on the couch, apparently waiting for him to get home. They still live together. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Bremerton, United States
Trading places
Today, my date ditched me and showed up with another guy at the same restaurant. She even tried to take the reservation. FML
bmonehh
United States
Today, I met my wife's other husband. FML
Widowhumorwasamiss
United States
Dark humor
Today, I went on my first date since my husband passed six years ago. My date’s ex-wife happened to be at the restaurant he picked, and he confessed he expected her to be there. Without missing a beat, I told him that’s a perk of dating a widow, never running into the ex. Evidently a bit too dark for him. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Traitor
Today, my best friend invited my ex to eat lunch with her. I wouldn't have found out had I not bumped into them while they were there. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff
Please leave
Today, I went on my first date in over a year, and my best friend popped up at the restaurant uninvited. To make it worse, she pulled up a chair right in between us and started an argument with the bartender. FML
beta
Today, my date unexpectedly brought her friend to dinner with us. They seemed bored of me after ten minutes and left me out of their conversation for the rest of the night. Oh, and they made me pay for both of them. FML
Top comments
flopstar 21
You should have reminded her he's an EX husband for a reason..
newzealand 28
#1 is referring to our small population, where you're always bumping into people you know. But still no need for hashtags here sorry mate.
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Comments (74)
SweetasCandy0609 28
That is so rude talk about being intrusive, sounds like he was just trying meddle in her business I hope one or both of you asked him to leave at some point, this Fml needs a follow up.
cakefete2 31
Sounds like you had an EX-cellent date. I'd have told that ex to exercise his legs and excuse his ass from the table, before Doc Bastard had to be hired to extricate my foot from said ex's ass.
_3rdeye 10
awkward knows no bounds.
KyuuketsukiApple 30
Well that's awkward... at the very least I hope he wasn't trying to hit on her.
dragoongirl90 34
If she let that happen, RUN. Run in the other direction as fast as your metaphorical legs can carry you!
CA4495 17
Some people have such horrible judgement.
martin8337 36
Date over. I would have bailed right then and there.
dentistsftw 6
Awkwarddddd. Maybe the ex husband is one of those who're still clingy. Beware.
Goblin182 27
After you were done eating you should have excused youself and left, and let them pay the tab.
brookiesawr 11
should have excused yourself to the restroom and ditch the bill so he would pay for it. :)