Today, my dad was completely engrossed in a football game on TV, so, trying to be cute and funny, my mom flashed him. He didn't notice, but I did. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after soccer practice I was looking for my dad. Last night he was an hour late, so I was pretty pissed. When I spotted him, I saw him flirting with a much younger woman. I then tried throwing my soccer ball to his feet, but ended up slamming his head. Only to find out he wasn't my dad. FML
Today, as I was opening the door for my boyfriend, I pressed my boobs against the glass to make him laugh. I didn't see his dad standing just behind him at first, but he certainly saw me. FML
Today, while at a football game, I had my arm around my girlfriend. We were really close and I was just about to kiss her when suddenly her phone rang. It was her dad, telling her he's watching. FML
Today, I went to a football game. During a time out, my face appeared on the Jumbotron during the Kiss Cam segment. I was sitting next to my mother. FML
Today, my dad walked in to the arena where I was watching a hockey game with my boyfriend and his friends. My dad was wearing a crazy grey mohawk wig/hat. Meanwhile, my boyfriend just finished telling me how embarassing it would be to be that guy's kid. FML
Today, I went shopping with my Mom. I ran into my crush. A school dance is soon and he WAS just about to ask something but my mom glanced over and yelled "TAMPONS OR PADS, SWEETIE?!" He then changed his question to "Haha, so which?" And before I could say a word, my mother answered for me. FML
Today, my dad got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML
Today, my dad had fun embarrassing me as much as possible in my parent-teacher conference by moaning whenever the teacher talked. FML
Today, I had a crucial volleyball playoff game. My dad came to watch. While in a set, my friend pointed over to the bench where my dad was sitting. I turned to see my dad snoring loudly as a result of him falling asleep. He achieved this with loudly cheering people all around him. FML
Today, I was kicking my soccer ball with my father. My mom pulled out in the car without checking and ran into to me. FML
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Top comments
roaminginsomniac 0
She's nasty for flashing him in a room where her own kid was. She needs some psychiatric help. Move out!! No wonder your dad ignored her. NASTY!
FYLDeep 26
Was is just the tities or did you get the full body WA-BAM!?
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Comments (84)
stavrosg 3
FYL. Ugh.
towboatdude 0
That's one sexy profile pic you got going.
towboatdude 0
Everyone's acting like this is some bad thing. Just remember in time you will grow old too. And your shit will not look like it does now 20yrs from now. And don't try and lie to yourself and say yes it will.
YourWetDream 0
Why would she flash him in front of you? Unless she has no morals or self control. Something tells me that this is on the verge of fake.
EricaSan 0
This post hails from Arizona. People there have children so young I doubt this mom is out of her 30s.
jonny2x4 0
It's not an FML unless you got a chub at that time.
Lilllly_1316 0
If you decribed it as "cute and funny" then you obviously liked it!
bubbarific 0
WINCEST!!!!!!!!!!!
mackenzieex3 0
Lawl. WIN.
fewf 5
Thats when you yell BOOBIES! Do that next time, it works.
mygodmary 0
hahaha they probably fell to the floor:))))