Today, my dad was completely engrossed in a football game on TV, so, trying to be cute and funny, my mom flashed him. He didn't notice, but I did. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after soccer practice I was looking for my dad. Last night he was an hour late, so I was pretty pissed. When I spotted him, I saw him flirting with a much younger woman. I then tried throwing my soccer ball to his feet, but ended up slamming his head. Only to find out he wasn't my dad. FML
Today, as I was opening the door for my boyfriend, I pressed my boobs against the glass to make him laugh. I didn't see his dad standing just behind him at first, but he certainly saw me. FML
Today, while at a football game, I had my arm around my girlfriend. We were really close and I was just about to kiss her when suddenly her phone rang. It was her dad, telling her he's watching. FML
Today, I went to a football game. During a time out, my face appeared on the Jumbotron during the Kiss Cam segment. I was sitting next to my mother. FML
Today, my dad walked in to the arena where I was watching a hockey game with my boyfriend and his friends. My dad was wearing a crazy grey mohawk wig/hat. Meanwhile, my boyfriend just finished telling me how embarassing it would be to be that guy's kid. FML
Today, I went shopping with my Mom. I ran into my crush. A school dance is soon and he WAS just about to ask something but my mom glanced over and yelled "TAMPONS OR PADS, SWEETIE?!" He then changed his question to "Haha, so which?" And before I could say a word, my mother answered for me. FML
Today, my dad got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML
Today, my dad had fun embarrassing me as much as possible in my parent-teacher conference by moaning whenever the teacher talked. FML
Today, I had a crucial volleyball playoff game. My dad came to watch. While in a set, my friend pointed over to the bench where my dad was sitting. I turned to see my dad snoring loudly as a result of him falling asleep. He achieved this with loudly cheering people all around him. FML
Today, I was kicking my soccer ball with my father. My mom pulled out in the car without checking and ran into to me. FML
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Top comments
roaminginsomniac 0
She's nasty for flashing him in a room where her own kid was. She needs some psychiatric help. Move out!! No wonder your dad ignored her. NASTY!
FYLDeep 26
Was is just the tities or did you get the full body WA-BAM!?
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Comments (84)
bigbadtim 7
Your mom is stupid. If your dad is watching football, she should have left him alone. You don't disturb a guy when sports are on.
joe2155 1
damn right
Magimus 1
unless it's to provide a sammich, but even then it should be left on the table on front of him with a frosty beer and silence...
teamsleep222 0
ur moms a ***** and we gangbang that **** all the time. ur next
phatdaddy62 23
I'll take a look at his mom's boobs. maybe even give 'em a squeeze. but then again, I'm an old ****.
AthinaMarie 0
That when I would have dropped to the ground screaming "My eyes" Ugh. Haha. Shit happens.
kayla820 0
At least your dad didn't notice....who knows what he might have done if he had o.O
T3CHN0_N3GR0 0
Dat shit is wack
ImBeingLiedTo 0
if you like it and live in Arkansas then don't feel wired it is normal
thisisLAUREN 0
please enlighten me how that's "cute"?
adoreme 0
yay for mom bewbs
sxm 13
nice.