Today, my dad was completely engrossed in a football game on TV, so, trying to be cute and funny, my mom flashed him. He didn't notice, but I did. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after soccer practice I was looking for my dad. Last night he was an hour late, so I was pretty pissed. When I spotted him, I saw him flirting with a much younger woman. I then tried throwing my soccer ball to his feet, but ended up slamming his head. Only to find out he wasn't my dad. FML
Today, as I was opening the door for my boyfriend, I pressed my boobs against the glass to make him laugh. I didn't see his dad standing just behind him at first, but he certainly saw me. FML
Today, while at a football game, I had my arm around my girlfriend. We were really close and I was just about to kiss her when suddenly her phone rang. It was her dad, telling her he's watching. FML
Today, I went to a football game. During a time out, my face appeared on the Jumbotron during the Kiss Cam segment. I was sitting next to my mother. FML
Today, my dad walked in to the arena where I was watching a hockey game with my boyfriend and his friends. My dad was wearing a crazy grey mohawk wig/hat. Meanwhile, my boyfriend just finished telling me how embarassing it would be to be that guy's kid. FML
Today, I went shopping with my Mom. I ran into my crush. A school dance is soon and he WAS just about to ask something but my mom glanced over and yelled "TAMPONS OR PADS, SWEETIE?!" He then changed his question to "Haha, so which?" And before I could say a word, my mother answered for me. FML
Today, my dad got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML
Today, my dad had fun embarrassing me as much as possible in my parent-teacher conference by moaning whenever the teacher talked. FML
Today, I had a crucial volleyball playoff game. My dad came to watch. While in a set, my friend pointed over to the bench where my dad was sitting. I turned to see my dad snoring loudly as a result of him falling asleep. He achieved this with loudly cheering people all around him. FML
Today, I was kicking my soccer ball with my father. My mom pulled out in the car without checking and ran into to me. FML
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Top comments
roaminginsomniac 0
She's nasty for flashing him in a room where her own kid was. She needs some psychiatric help. Move out!! No wonder your dad ignored her. NASTY!
FYLDeep 26
Was is just the tities or did you get the full body WA-BAM!?
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Comments (84)
eftup 9
zomg
MRiKiCCS 0
is your mom a hot milf?
_TONGAN_ 5
Well the Lions Were Getting a Beating from the Patriots, so I too Would have been watching the game.....btw Patriots Won 45-24...
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
Niicceee
bamagrl410 31
Also, Texas A&M just held off UT for a final of 24-17. Gig 'Em!
yazmi_09 3
**** the Faggies! hook em all the way!! m/
xGet_Over_It 0
You are scarred for life. FYL.
bmexoxo98 0
agrreeeddd!
riseagainst8767x 0
i think your picture just scarred me for life
killjimmy 0
Actually her mom was a tight end before giving birth, but now she is just a wide receiver.
solegit 0
#2: You are scarred for life, now shut up and take it like a man.*
xGet_Over_It 0
Lol, alright bitch. Calm your panties down :)
SilverGTP99 8
Giggity
MoNiCa132 0
OMG that is so gross. Then again, I'm a sexually stunted 12 year old, so what would I know?
cheeseonmyburrit 0
I would have ran to my room and fapped.
music_in_my_ears 8
You would kill your mom because she flashed your dad? Seriously? What the hell is this world coming to.
IAmJad 18
Hopefully, very little. haha
emily4040 18
You shouldn't be on FML
roaminginsomniac 0
She's nasty for flashing him in a room where her own kid was. She needs some psychiatric help. Move out!! No wonder your dad ignored her. NASTY!
FYLDeep 26
Was is just the tities or did you get the full body WA-BAM!?
wtf20007 10
^win
FarSide 23
Pics or it didn't happen.
moosemonkey1000 6
agreed
Perksofbeingawal 0
What the eff... Your mom must be really mature, OP.
Pg11 0
in every thread involving nudity in any way, there will be at least one person who says this.
jakeisawake 3
Dude, I feel so bad for you. Nobody wants to see their mom flashing her boobs around. She's a dumbass for doing it with you in the room. I mean, she isn't my mom, so it would have been okay if she did it with me in the room.
jpineda 0
get a life
jakeisawake 3
Haha, uhh... Sorry I'm down for seeing a milf's boobs?
xGUMMYBEARSx 0
what if his mom is like 89 years old? hmm? haha
jakeisawake 3
#35, if that's the case, then I lost all reason to be in the room when the sag flash occurred.
seriouslysmashd 11
YES!
Zmeilerr 22
Looks like your dad loves one thing and it's not your mom. Gifford!!
Zmeilerr 22
I meant giggity. LOL
allmidnighteyes 11
Damn you, auto-correct!
underpaid011 0
so now you know how you came to be. your parents were drunk, and looking for a little more fun before passing out. was mom drinking again? if she is a MILF your friends are really going to like your house.
Nadinek98 0
so who do u get Ur looks from (: