Today, I was going to my first job interview since I was laid off. About 10 yards from the door, I felt a sharp pain in my side and something in my pocket. It turned out to be a knife in my side, and a mugger robbing me because I looked rich. I haven't had any money in months, and missed the interview. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I picked up a penny off the street for good luck on my job interview. A few seconds later, a hobo beat me up, took my wallet, and ran off. The whole ordeal made me late for the interview. So much for good luck. FML
Today, I got mugged. I also got an extra kick in the face for not having money in my wallet. FML
Today, I went for a job interview. Before giving me a tour, the manager pointed to my purse and said, "Better leave that in my office." I didn't know why it was safer in her office than on my shoulder, but I complied. Later, I went to buy coffee and discovered that all my cash was missing. FML
Today, I had a job interview but couldn't find my car keys. I had searched the entire apartment and had missed the interview. Turns out they were in my pocket the entire time. FML
Today, I arrived at the airport only to find my suitcase was lost and my 3 weeks worth of clothes and supplies gone. All I had left was my wallet and carry ons. Upon leaving the airport I was mugged. FML
Today, I went in my car to a very important job interview. I was out of gas, so I had to get some on the way. When i was done pumping, I went to get back in and the door handle broke off on the driver's side. Then I blew a tire on a piece of metal. Needless to say, I lost my chance. FML
Today, I lost my $100 in cash that I had to use to pay my phone bill. As a result, my phone got cut off and I missed an important call for an apartment that I was looking at. When I went to work, I heard my boss saying how lucky she was to find $100 in cash. FML
Today, I got mugged. As the guys who took my purse were about to walk away, my cellphone rang in my pocket. FML
Today, I got mugged. I almost felt sorry for him: he got a $15 cell phone, a frozen debit card, a credit card with only $50 of credit left on it, and no cash. FML
Today, I was robbed while recovering from a robbery. FML
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Top comments
ridder215 7
Can't you just explain what happened and arrange another interview?
FFML_314 12
Don't worry. That mugger is going to die of a heroine addiction in 5 years and Satan will have his way with him/her.
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Comments (138)
caseyxoxo 0
Ouch..
JuliaM1000 10
Hahaha!!! Yea OW!!!! But I fin this FML quite funny because would you rather just going on FMyLife.com than go to the hospital and get healed? You know, get that knife out of ur side and stitch up anything that needs to be stitched and fix anything internally damaged??? Cuz you know.. this website is exactly the hospital you need. FYL for lying and having no life
daltreix 3
lol u kno ppl, jut cause they posted an fml about it doesnt mean they didnt go to the hospital first. Many fmls are from days weeks or even months ago from when theyre posted
hairdreser0nfire 0
@29 the op never said they were stabbed.
sam_08_fml 0
but op did say it was IN her side which to me sounds like it was inside her meaning he/she was stabbed
ShorTiE4LyFe 0
Just because it says "Today," at the beginning doesn't mean it actually HAPPENED that day. The site makes you put that at the beginning.
Jennifra 0
34 They said, "felt something in my pocket".. the muggers hand. It does not clarify if the knife punctured skin.
Uscdrew1 7
45, "It turned out to be a knife in my side," That very clearly could be understood as the OP being stabbed.
truthinlies 1
read the whole thing
alsnyder12 0
whoah so u just got stabbed... dayum.
stephanie0613 0
Omg Op are you ok? FYL! that incredibly sucks !
brightnite 0
86. you would use knife on my side not in my side. Also if op wasn't injured he would have made the interview.
TheBananaTheif 0
#34, you just turned a male OP from male -> female-> it.
ambizzle093030 0
?
jcowsert2 5
Fyl for not being able to read.
Xavi89 0
damn dude FYL!
Maxus1221 11
If only there was a button for that...
coolster56 0
Sux dude.
ridder215 7
Can't you just explain what happened and arrange another interview?
zebra22 0
yeahh smart.. go in the office with a knife in your side all bloody and ask " umm hi do you think we can reschedul?" there gonna be like "hell no!!!"
chris_42 11
81, do you have mental issues? he could get another interview. He would go to the hospital with a wound, he wouldn't walk to his office with an open wound. Surely if he showed them something from the hospital they would understand.
Moep20 24
I hope he did just that and got another chance!
kellykerplunkk 0
ouch..
SinaStar 0
^^ agreed
sweetcheeksjvl 0
Well OP look on the bright side atleast you weren't killed.Maybe the job wasn't meant for you anyway.
FML_Indefinitely 0
Based on your picture and the first three sentences of your profile, I love you. :)
thelionking555 1
i agree with the guy before me, will you marry me?
fml3010 0
nice t1ts.
FFML_314 12
Don't worry. That mugger is going to die of a heroine addiction in 5 years and Satan will have his way with him/her.
John321 0
What the hell?
FFML_314 12
You're punny.
InDenial 6
Unintentional pun fail is punny.
KyriosX 1
lol
kyliebear 15
I didn't understand that comment at all, but I understand you're trying to say karma is gonna get the mugger?
FFML_314 12
It's crazy to think a mugger would come up behind someone and to think OP DOESN'T have eyes in the back of his head. WHAT A MORON!
_HeadShot_ 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
today I tried to mug someone who seemed rich so I stabbed him in his leg and took his empty wallet. 1 year later, I got mugged by another mugger
brandohy 0
how can you mug someone today then get mugged a year later? did you time travel O-o
tizzwang 0
because it says today doesn't mean it actually happened today. the website just makes you put that on every fml post
usmc_zach 0
yeah but this isn't an fml. this is a comment on an fml.
olms_jesse 3
lol haha
malters 9
lol
jussjess 0
Oh wow! Omg, I am so sorry. I hope you're alright and once you're healed, I hope you can find a job. :)
Elixa 0
awe that's a nice thing to say, :D I agree!
VoidKing 0
16 ppl said u deserved to be stabbed and mugged? wow you 16 ppl are morons
DWilliamson 7
Eh, you know how stupid alot of people are these days. this is why i firmly support eugenics.
zombiekitten87 12
ftw!