Today, my dad told me he has been dating my boyfriend's mom while I was away at college. They have gotten pretty serious, and are thinking about getting married. I might be dating my stepbrother. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I discovered that my stepbrother has been telling his friends that I'm his girlfriend. FML
Today, my dad told me he was planning to have his steady girlfriend over for dinner. He's only had a few relationships since he and my mom split up when I was very young, so I was excited to meet the woman. He then told me that I knew her already. My dad is dating my aunt on my mothers side. FML
Today, I found out my dad is dating my dead mom's best friend. FML
Today, I just found out my dad got remarried a year ago. The woman is officially living with us, I got to have lunch with her alone today. I found out she is only 22, with a 14 year-old little brother. My dad's 47. I'm 17, now with a 14 year-old uncle, and a mom that can pass for my girlfriend. FML
Today, after dating for almost a year, I decided to introduce my parents to the man I was sure I'd fallen in love with. When dad saw him, his and my boyfriend's face completely dropped. I asked them what was wrong because I could feel the discomfort. Turns out, I'm dating my dad's drug dealer. FML
Today, my stepbrother, with whom I’ve had a normal relationship with since we were 5, announced that he’s in love with me. I rejected him, but now my stepmom who’s Catholic is blaming me for "seduction and immorality" blah blah, while my dad now thinks my brother is a pervert who needs to live somewhere else. FML
Today, after recently celebrating our third wedding anniversary, my husband and I watched my mom and his dad say, "I do." I'm now married to my step-brother. FML
Today, my dad's face flushed when I introduced him to my new boyfriend. I live in a small town, and it turns out my dad recognized him. He's the secret child from an affair two decades ago. He's my half-brother. FML
Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he was gay and that he is in love with my younger brother. FML
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Silhouette_fml 0
You had him first, don't give up on him because of this!
Christy10 0
It's better that you guys have been going out before they got together. It would've been worse had you guys started going out after your parents If they do get married and people give you shit, blame it on your parents lol
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Comments (195)
alex_vik 1
Wow, I didn't think people actually watched Gossip Girl. To all the people that do, shit actually does happen to people in real life you know.
ThatDarnBandit 0
1) That sucks for you, seriously I would be ******* pissed if I was you. 2) Why does everyone assume gossip girl? What are you all 10? WAY before Gossip Girl came out Melissa Joan Hart was in a movie where she was dating her neighbor and their parents ended up getting together at the end too. It isn't a new plot that JUST gossip girl had it has been around for way longer then that crappy show has.
WendlaMimii 0
This is so much like The Secret Life, with Adrian and her step brother.
x0x0_fml 0
Okayy...so...gossip girll? Seriouslyy...my dad and his girlfriendd were dating and I meet her son and we became VERYY closee...and eventually started dating as well...shiit happeness...eventually people get over itt and what happenss happeness...now..10 months later he and I are still together and my dad and his girlfriend aren't..these thiingss do happenn...
Nickodemus 0
Whoa. You two obviously started it. Stand up for your right to NOT BE RELATED.
meemz 0
exactly! gossip girl! hahahhahhahahaa sucks 2 be you!! on the bright side u dont actually share a sibling with em =P
Gaston_fml 0
Weird... but you're not really related, so it's okay.
MrJentipede 2
I really don't see a problem here.
ohshitmoment 0
#42, everyone watches gg, it is spectacular. if you don't watch it, you need to start. but hey, if your boyfriend's mom and your dad dated like 20 years ago and had a baby that was left for adoption, your dad probably won't want to be with her anymore anyway, and everything will work out. xoxo ;)
wotchersarah 0
reminds me of gossip girl