Today, my dad told me he has been dating my boyfriend's mom while I was away at college. They have gotten pretty serious, and are thinking about getting married. I might be dating my stepbrother. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I discovered that my stepbrother has been telling his friends that I'm his girlfriend. FML
Today, my dad told me he was planning to have his steady girlfriend over for dinner. He's only had a few relationships since he and my mom split up when I was very young, so I was excited to meet the woman. He then told me that I knew her already. My dad is dating my aunt on my mothers side. FML
Today, I found out my dad is dating my dead mom's best friend. FML
Today, I just found out my dad got remarried a year ago. The woman is officially living with us, I got to have lunch with her alone today. I found out she is only 22, with a 14 year-old little brother. My dad's 47. I'm 17, now with a 14 year-old uncle, and a mom that can pass for my girlfriend. FML
Today, after dating for almost a year, I decided to introduce my parents to the man I was sure I'd fallen in love with. When dad saw him, his and my boyfriend's face completely dropped. I asked them what was wrong because I could feel the discomfort. Turns out, I'm dating my dad's drug dealer. FML
Today, my stepbrother, with whom I’ve had a normal relationship with since we were 5, announced that he’s in love with me. I rejected him, but now my stepmom who’s Catholic is blaming me for "seduction and immorality" blah blah, while my dad now thinks my brother is a pervert who needs to live somewhere else. FML
Today, after recently celebrating our third wedding anniversary, my husband and I watched my mom and his dad say, "I do." I'm now married to my step-brother. FML
Today, my dad's face flushed when I introduced him to my new boyfriend. I live in a small town, and it turns out my dad recognized him. He's the secret child from an affair two decades ago. He's my half-brother. FML
Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he was gay and that he is in love with my younger brother. FML
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Silhouette_fml 0
You had him first, don't give up on him because of this!
Christy10 0
It's better that you guys have been going out before they got together. It would've been worse had you guys started going out after your parents If they do get married and people give you shit, blame it on your parents lol
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Comments (195)
badboy6865 0
The OP probably doenst care in terms of her relationship with her BF, Her FML is that to the untamed eye of the world she is just a hideous, shut-in freak so desperate and lonely that she had to resort to dating her own step brother, the only man her pimple-filled face has ever been exposed too. Very sad, the world can be so harsh and unforgiving for two ill-fate lovers. take two poison pills and set your love free, for this world is not deserving of love so pure and deliciously forbidden.
Hiimhaileypotter 53
What the ****?
KenMcGormick 0
agree with #11... or u can get pregnant before they get married...
annefrank 0
i lawled so much when i moderated this
tsax421 0
that happened to one of my friends but the other way around. her mom and dad got married and their divorced parents met at the wedding and then got married later. so if you get married to the guy and have a kid, he or she will be his or her own cousin. no big deal.
Hiawassee 9
My dad was once his own brother in law, as him and his brother married two sisters ;) Lol .
StinkingThing 10
Weird.....
sunshyne84_fml 0
how selfish is that!
lifeftl 0
you should get knocked up before he seals the deal
manders_ 0
thats so AWKWARD
TheCupcakeNinja 0
About the Gossip Girl comments....has anyone thought that maybe, just maybe, this person might not have gotten it from Gossip Girl but their real life? Some of those things really do happen to people.
xolotl 0
Yeah, I don't doubt this is true.
HomeBurger 0
quick, have sex with your boyfriend as much as you can before it gets weird!