Today, my dad told me he has been dating my boyfriend's mom while I was away at college. They have gotten pretty serious, and are thinking about getting married. I might be dating my stepbrother. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I discovered that my stepbrother has been telling his friends that I'm his girlfriend. FML
Today, my dad told me he was planning to have his steady girlfriend over for dinner. He's only had a few relationships since he and my mom split up when I was very young, so I was excited to meet the woman. He then told me that I knew her already. My dad is dating my aunt on my mothers side. FML
Today, I found out my dad is dating my dead mom's best friend. FML
Today, I just found out my dad got remarried a year ago. The woman is officially living with us, I got to have lunch with her alone today. I found out she is only 22, with a 14 year-old little brother. My dad's 47. I'm 17, now with a 14 year-old uncle, and a mom that can pass for my girlfriend. FML
Today, after dating for almost a year, I decided to introduce my parents to the man I was sure I'd fallen in love with. When dad saw him, his and my boyfriend's face completely dropped. I asked them what was wrong because I could feel the discomfort. Turns out, I'm dating my dad's drug dealer. FML
Today, my stepbrother, with whom I’ve had a normal relationship with since we were 5, announced that he’s in love with me. I rejected him, but now my stepmom who’s Catholic is blaming me for "seduction and immorality" blah blah, while my dad now thinks my brother is a pervert who needs to live somewhere else. FML
Today, after recently celebrating our third wedding anniversary, my husband and I watched my mom and his dad say, "I do." I'm now married to my step-brother. FML
Today, my dad's face flushed when I introduced him to my new boyfriend. I live in a small town, and it turns out my dad recognized him. He's the secret child from an affair two decades ago. He's my half-brother. FML
Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he was gay and that he is in love with my younger brother. FML
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Silhouette_fml 0
You had him first, don't give up on him because of this!
Christy10 0
It's better that you guys have been going out before they got together. It would've been worse had you guys started going out after your parents If they do get married and people give you shit, blame it on your parents lol
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Comments (195)
mastercrammer 0
this is so gossip girl.
diet_cocaine 0
marry ur bf first than it doesnt count
polishswede 0
so? you're not blood relatives.
Dutchie2010 0
Wow this is like Dan and Serena on Gossip Girl.
saintsgrace 0
This actually happened to me. We didn't stay together but our parents did. They like to bring it up during thanksgiving dinner and stuff. But don't worry. It's not illegal because you two are technically not related.
Endymion_fml 0
Awesome.
Jordn_fml 0
What's Gossip Girl?
MajorLeeScrewed 0
There's nothing wrong with that. It's not like you were step siblings when you started going out. @69 Gossip Girl is a tv show.
Tratsing 0
Oh this is too weird. I would brake up with the guy if I were you, no matter how much I loved him. just plain too weird.
latuka 0
sounds like Gossip Girl