lm
Ireland
Today, my dad told me about how my mother had a bad dream last night and began to scream, "Don't take me, take my children!" FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Dream baby dream
Today, I woke up to my father sobbing his eyes out in the kitchen. Apparently, I screamed, "DON'T TELL THEM I'M PREGNANT!" in my sleep last night. FML
scared shirtless
Nightmare mother
Today, for the fifth time in a row, I woke up screaming from a nightmare. My mother burst into my room, leaned in real close and said, "So help me God, if you do not stop fucking screaming, I will rip your arms off and beat you with them." I’m never sleeping again. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my mother took a bunch of sleeping pills, then went driving. I followed her and dialed 911. Now she thinks that I was "trying to get her arrested," and she refuses to talk to me ever again. FML
lanu
United States
AAARGH
Today, I woke up sweating and gasping for air after having a terrible nightmare. The nightmare involved my deceased mother-in-law bitching me out for being a bad influence on her daughter and threatening to cut my nuts off. Even in death, she won't leave me be. FML
Anonymous
France
Today, I found my mother in tears, so I asked her what was wrong. She told me, "It's your father, he wants a divorce..." I asked if he'd met another woman, and my mom replied "No, not a woman..." FML
alaska
Aurora, United States
Just a dream…
Today, I had a dream that my mom hugged me and told me she loved me. I woke up to her banging on my door, barging into my room, inspecting it, and then telling me to “just fucking kill yourself, because you're genuinely a bad person” before slamming my door. My room was perfectly clean and tidy. FML
Anonymous
Manama, Bahrain
Today, my daughter hugged me around the neck and whispered, "I'm going to cut your head off." I'm afraid to go to sleep now. FML
slightlyworried
Parker, United States
Today, I woke up from a nightmare that I've been having for a couple of weeks. In the nightmare I'm shot four times in the back by none other than my mother. I'm getting worried. FML
ohfantastic
United States
Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML
jj.
Sweets dreams are made of these
Today, I had yet another dream in which my mother and I had a sweet conversation, followed by her hugging me, and telling me she loves me. Then I woke up and remembered that my once-loving mother hasn’t spoken to me in five years, and her last words to me were, "I hope you die in a fire." FML
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Peanu_theGreat 0
It could be something good... Like... she could have... won... the... lottery and... Yeah. Never mind. FYL.
nuclear 0
Yknow I don't really think it's that bad. It was just a dream. Maybe your dad was joking. Maybe it was a situation like #8 said. "DON'T TAKE ME (TO DISNEYLAND)! TAKE MY CHILDREN!" right? riiiight? I'm way too positive. Don't think it's an FYL or YDI though.. So what do I choose in these types of situations..?
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Comments (137)
f_u_c_kmylife 0
#8 ftw.
peanutbutterfly 0
i laughed so hard at #3
f_this_s 0
Im with #12, it could be she was trying to save you... OP, you know whether or not this is a FML... if your Mom is a good Mom then you know the dream wasnt bad
mezentius 0
It could have been like the Vietnam airlift or something where it's "Take my children to safety, let me die"
life_is_life 0
Haha sorry that's kind of funny. But, FYL :(
maralsky 0
Actually...at first glance, it seems bad. But it really depends on the context. What if she was in a situation where being the one "taken" was a good, life-saving thing, and the person who was left behind would die? A fire, a terrorist attack, a plane going down or a sinking boat...any of those situations could result in her saying that.
24788 7
lol, she knows how to survive.
bonafidehustler 0
I don't think it's so bad. It's just a dream. You can't really read too much into what people say in their sleep, it's just gibberish really. I really wish there was a "So what?" option.
neezie 0
Maybe you shouldn't have been such a awful child, maybe then your family would love you instead of make fun of you when you leave the room at family events.
Nakedsquirrel 5
Solution: never go anywhere with your mother again. If she happens to be inside a building and people take hostages, she won't be able to use you as a bargaining chip or meat shield.