Today, I woke up from a nightmare that I've been having for a couple of weeks. In the nightmare I'm shot four times in the back by none other than my mother. I'm getting worried. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, for the fifth time in a row, I woke up screaming from a nightmare. My mother burst into my room, leaned in real close and said, "So help me God, if you do not stop fucking screaming, I will rip your arms off and beat you with them." I’m never sleeping again. FML
Today, I woke up sweating and gasping for air after having a terrible nightmare. The nightmare involved my deceased mother-in-law bitching me out for being a bad influence on her daughter and threatening to cut my nuts off. Even in death, she won't leave me be. FML
Today, it's been four straight nights of terrible nightmares. I’m afraid to go to sleep. FML
Today, I had a dream in which I was arguing with my mom. In the dream, she threatened to hit me, and I told her I'd do it myself. I reared back and knocked the crap out of myself. I'm awake now, and my jaw still hurts. FML
Today, I had yet another dream in which my mother and I had a sweet conversation, followed by her hugging me, and telling me she loves me. Then I woke up and remembered that my once-loving mother hasn’t spoken to me in five years, and her last words to me were, "I hope you die in a fire." FML
Today, I woke up crying in the middle of a nightmare in which my boyfriend of 8 months shot me through the heart whilst laughing as I screamed, "I love you." After I told him about this, he took me into his arms as I cried, stroked my back, and said, "What kind of gun was it?" FML
Today, I dreamt of my mom. She came over to me, and said, "Hey, I'm alright, the doctors were wrong." My mom died 4 months ago due to Covid-19 complications, and waking up shouldn't be so painful. FML
Today, my needle-phobic mother took me to get a shot. She fainted. FML
Today, I woke up from a vivid dream in which I murdered my entire family. It took 20 minutes after waking up, drenched in sweat and tears, to realize I'm not a murderer and my life is OK. This dream is recurring. FML
Today, I received a serious concussion and several stitches to the back of my head. The attacker? My mom. FML
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perdix 31
You ought to shoot her in self-defense. If you got hit in the face with a volleyball recently, you may have gained psychic powers.
HortonThelephant 15
Its a sign op! Run! Fast! You should be more than "slightly" worried.
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HortonThelephant 15
Its a sign op! Run! Fast! You should be more than "slightly" worried.
_GoodGuy 11
"Hey OP, whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do, make our dreams come true."
rg350dx 29
Well you know what they say... "Step on a crack, your mom will shoot you in the back."
lincolnkite 6
Dreams usually mean something. Try and think where the source of conflict is and confront it. Just don't get shot...
mamamiaaa_fml 12
More like "whatcha gonna do when your dream comes true"
Dracoboxer357 36
47- In all likelihood, die. :p
Smokingweenies 3
As Freud would say, "You probably just want to bang her."
ahc123 4
Eh it's just a dream:) unless there is something else going on there......
ahc123 4
Also, I am curious to know what goes on with he/she's mother WHILE OP is awake.....
TourettesGuyFTW 26
Does your mother own a gun?
countryrose92 23
It's just a dream, not really an FML. Everyone has weird dreams. Good luck op.
perdix 31
You ought to shoot her in self-defense. If you got hit in the face with a volleyball recently, you may have gained psychic powers.
coolboy675 16
It's going all according to the grandma's plan!
perdix 31
#50, ever since Grandpa's been getting tit on the bus, Grandma's been on a tear!
GRgoldfish 19
I wouldn't think too much of it. after all your mom loves right? ... right?
Petrichor_fml 7
Although she may love, Op can't be entirely sure if Her mother loves her
NeinKittenz 20
I'm not sure which direction OP's mom favors, it's not fair to assume its right instead of left.
Kpopluva 11
Well considering the fact that Op has had consistent dreams of being shot, there has to be some tension between Op and her mother
klaralynn 17
lets hope your mom doesn't buy a gun anytime soon. that's when you should start to get worried.
_GoodGuy 11
Hide all the ammunition in your house, possibly start looking at apartments OP.
forlifebro 15
Well maybe it's a sign your mom wants to visit you soon! You should install a metal detecter on your front door
Dracoboxer357 36
That sounds a little disconcerning, Op. Perhaps you should keep up with your house chores....just in case. ;P
nattynatters 14
Disconcerting* Not correcting to be a douche. I would want to know so I don't make the same mistake in the real world.
Dracoboxer357 36
30- No offense taken, I was thinking about being concerned and crossed my wires. Thanks though. :)
perdix 31
#32, if that happens a lot, don't start calling a girl "cutie" and then switch to "honey."