Today, my dad told me about how my mother had a bad dream last night and began to scream, "Don't take me, take my children!" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Dream baby dream
Today, I woke up to my father sobbing his eyes out in the kitchen. Apparently, I screamed, "DON'T TELL THEM I'M PREGNANT!" in my sleep last night. FML
Nightmare mother
Today, for the fifth time in a row, I woke up screaming from a nightmare. My mother burst into my room, leaned in real close and said, "So help me God, if you do not stop fucking screaming, I will rip your arms off and beat you with them." I’m never sleeping again. FML
Today, my mother took a bunch of sleeping pills, then went driving. I followed her and dialed 911. Now she thinks that I was "trying to get her arrested," and she refuses to talk to me ever again. FML
AAARGH
Today, I woke up sweating and gasping for air after having a terrible nightmare. The nightmare involved my deceased mother-in-law bitching me out for being a bad influence on her daughter and threatening to cut my nuts off. Even in death, she won't leave me be. FML
Today, I found my mother in tears, so I asked her what was wrong. She told me, "It's your father, he wants a divorce..." I asked if he'd met another woman, and my mom replied "No, not a woman..." FML
Just a dream…
Today, I had a dream that my mom hugged me and told me she loved me. I woke up to her banging on my door, barging into my room, inspecting it, and then telling me to “just fucking kill yourself, because you're genuinely a bad person” before slamming my door. My room was perfectly clean and tidy. FML
Today, my daughter hugged me around the neck and whispered, "I'm going to cut your head off." I'm afraid to go to sleep now. FML
Today, I woke up from a nightmare that I've been having for a couple of weeks. In the nightmare I'm shot four times in the back by none other than my mother. I'm getting worried. FML
Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML
Sweets dreams are made of these
Today, I had yet another dream in which my mother and I had a sweet conversation, followed by her hugging me, and telling me she loves me. Then I woke up and remembered that my once-loving mother hasn’t spoken to me in five years, and her last words to me were, "I hope you die in a fire." FML
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Peanu_theGreat 0
It could be something good... Like... she could have... won... the... lottery and... Yeah. Never mind. FYL.
nuclear 0
Yknow I don't really think it's that bad. It was just a dream. Maybe your dad was joking. Maybe it was a situation like #8 said. "DON'T TAKE ME (TO DISNEYLAND)! TAKE MY CHILDREN!" right? riiiight? I'm way too positive. Don't think it's an FYL or YDI though.. So what do I choose in these types of situations..?
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Comments (137)
maria_e 0
this one made me laugh! xD too bad for you though...
Kamazar 0
Lock your doors and windows. If a serial killer breaks in, you'll probably use you as a human shield from the bullets OO o
bco12 0
how is this an fml? your mom had a dream.
ohsnapelenaaa 0
Hahahahahhah FYL.
Bunneh18 0
That's not even a 'FML.' Sometimes when we are dreaming, we don't think. -_-;
fantome_fml 0
I think that happened on an episode of Malcolm in the Middle...
thelorax 0
it could have been a good situation, like other people have said, but even if it's not, don't read too much into it. i've had plenty of dreams which have no relation to things i would actually do, and don't say it's just subconscious or something. if you read a book or see a movie you can dream about it without it being a reflection of your subconscious desires... it's just a dream
Mr_Positive 3
your dad was probably just kidding, of course he was, since it is against all instincts for her to say that ! plus you don't know what context its in, maybe its to take them away to save them lets say she was in a building on fire with you kids and the firefighters couldnt take you all...just providing an example
ohhhhshizzz 0
#28: Actually, you can. It's call LUCID dreaming, Jack. OP: Awww, that sucks. It sounds like something my mom would say, but she's just a bitch. IDK about your mom, so I'm just gonna go with :/? FYL.
SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0
#3 just made my evening for some reason. xD