lm
Ireland
Today, my dad told me about how my mother had a bad dream last night and began to scream, "Don't take me, take my children!" FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Dream baby dream
Today, I woke up to my father sobbing his eyes out in the kitchen. Apparently, I screamed, "DON'T TELL THEM I'M PREGNANT!" in my sleep last night. FML
scared shirtless
Nightmare mother
Today, for the fifth time in a row, I woke up screaming from a nightmare. My mother burst into my room, leaned in real close and said, "So help me God, if you do not stop fucking screaming, I will rip your arms off and beat you with them." I’m never sleeping again. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my mother took a bunch of sleeping pills, then went driving. I followed her and dialed 911. Now she thinks that I was "trying to get her arrested," and she refuses to talk to me ever again. FML
lanu
United States
AAARGH
Today, I woke up sweating and gasping for air after having a terrible nightmare. The nightmare involved my deceased mother-in-law bitching me out for being a bad influence on her daughter and threatening to cut my nuts off. Even in death, she won't leave me be. FML
Anonymous
France
Today, I found my mother in tears, so I asked her what was wrong. She told me, "It's your father, he wants a divorce..." I asked if he'd met another woman, and my mom replied "No, not a woman..." FML
alaska
Aurora, United States
Just a dream…
Today, I had a dream that my mom hugged me and told me she loved me. I woke up to her banging on my door, barging into my room, inspecting it, and then telling me to “just fucking kill yourself, because you're genuinely a bad person” before slamming my door. My room was perfectly clean and tidy. FML
Anonymous
Manama, Bahrain
Today, my daughter hugged me around the neck and whispered, "I'm going to cut your head off." I'm afraid to go to sleep now. FML
slightlyworried
Parker, United States
Today, I woke up from a nightmare that I've been having for a couple of weeks. In the nightmare I'm shot four times in the back by none other than my mother. I'm getting worried. FML
ohfantastic
United States
Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML
jj.
Sweets dreams are made of these
Today, I had yet another dream in which my mother and I had a sweet conversation, followed by her hugging me, and telling me she loves me. Then I woke up and remembered that my once-loving mother hasn’t spoken to me in five years, and her last words to me were, "I hope you die in a fire." FML
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Peanu_theGreat 0
It could be something good... Like... she could have... won... the... lottery and... Yeah. Never mind. FYL.
nuclear 0
Yknow I don't really think it's that bad. It was just a dream. Maybe your dad was joking. Maybe it was a situation like #8 said. "DON'T TAKE ME (TO DISNEYLAND)! TAKE MY CHILDREN!" right? riiiight? I'm way too positive. Don't think it's an FYL or YDI though.. So what do I choose in these types of situations..?
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Comments (137)
bcschick08 0
wooow usually dreams reveil the thoughts that lie underneath and bring them forward.... I say ur not loved ... lol sorry
sarzilla 0
haha this should be on mlia!
Seems2BBadLuck 0
if your parents ever break up, i would suggest you live with your dad.
deviable 9
maybe she dreamt that your house was on fire and the fireman was only taking her to safety. I had a similar dream before.
Rachel_Vikram 0
I had a dream that there was a lion in the school at this scary ancient teacher wrestled it. It doesn't mean that he wrestles lions. it was just a dream. You don't know that it was you, I mean she could of had a dream family. It happens.
starkidkitty 5
Sweet mum
ChaosEngine 5
Given what I've heard about the protective, Mother instinct, I think #130 is probably right. Think about it; on the Titanic, mothers would put their children into the boats even when they weren't allowed on. Sometimes they had to be dragged into the boats afterwards when there was just enough room, even though they didn't want to leave their husbands behind. Or she could just be that selfish. It's not like we haven't seen parents that crazy on FML before.
desertpunk75 11
Lol. Your mom's a coward. Better find a better person before 2012. FYL
DanteKanji 1
This made me laugh
zfchatroulette 24
I had a dream once where my mother and I got in a fist fight and I had to kill her by snapping her neck and burning her body and she still came after me because she was actually a demon from Hell and btw she was still totally my mom which made me devil spawn and we could fly Hmmmmm I guess all dreams AREN'T realistic!