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What was in the box?

By Anonymous - 29/09/2024 22:00 - United States - Burlington

Today, I got a notification that a package had been delivered. I opened my door and saw it on at doorstep. I was expecting one, so I grabbed and opened it, then realized it wasn’t mine, but my neighbor’s. I had to awkwardly re-tape it, then sneak over and leave the disturbing contents of the box on their porch before they noticed. FML

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karan7991kumar 6

Monday 30 September 2024 6:56

what was it??

Yudith 25

Monday 30 September 2024 18:18

Next time, look on the package for the name instead of unwrapping your neighbor's furry costume like a child at Christmas.

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karan7991kumar 6

Monday 30 September 2024 6:56

what was it??

Yudith 25

Monday 30 September 2024 18:18

Next time, look on the package for the name instead of unwrapping your neighbor's furry costume like a child at Christmas.

GoogieWithers 23

Monday 30 September 2024 21:03

We are going to need more information.

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