ZeroApostle4Ever
United States
Today, my dad threw a waffle at my face for his own amusement. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
barface
United States
Just a prank, son!
Today, while very sick, throwing up in a bucket beside my bed, my dad came in pushed my face into the bucket. For a laugh, apparently. FML
Kyle
United States
Today, I jokingly mocked my dad about his age. He jokingly poured milk all over my head. FML
Anonymous
He's still got it
Today, my dad got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML
stupidprankster
United States
Today, I thought it would be funny to scare my dad for once, since he has scared me for fun dozens of times. It would have been funny, had he not punched me in the face. FML
pasquale
Parramatta, Australia
Today, my mother threw an egg at my face with force because I returned home 5 minutes late to dinner. FML
alliez108
United States
Today, my dad and I got into a fight over who gets the last corner piece of the brownies. I ended up with a black eye and and a sprained wrist. He ended up with the brownie and ran away laughing. FML
ILiveWithMorons
United States
Today, my dad set my hair on fire while cooking. He then tried to convince me that it spontaneously combusted. FML
We have fun at least
A cute one for a change
Today, my dad was making a sandwich in the kitchen. Hungry, I snuck in and grabbed it, running back to my room and devouring it. Later at dinner, he dumped a whole scoop of rice in my lap. We all ended up laughing as we cleaned it. FML
ugh
Milford, United States
Today, my dad had a midlife crisis in the grocery store over his football career in high school. So he decided pelting me with vegetables and fruits would be a good idea. FML
Anonymous
United States
Why though?
Today, I asked my parents why we hadn't been out to eat as a family for so long. Both mom and dad agreed, so we made plans to go have breakfast at the Waffle House. Upon arriving, Dad threw a tantrum in the restaurant over nothing, and insisted on yelling at us the entire time. Guess I got my answer. FML
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DooleyFTW 17
Squirt syrup in his eye for your amusement?
Reid5 6
Amused me!
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Comments (182)
Cainimusprime_fml 0
he didnt by any chance say "Pancakes are ******* gay" before he did this, did he? if so, your Dad might be a Wafflebot.
bosu_no_youna 0
Throw a dog biscuit back at him!
KaR1sma 6
Thats his way if feeding you breakfast??
jamaicanbunny 0
That is pretty amusing..
KiddNYC1O 22
My brother threw a knife at me before. But anyways, last time I told that story I was thumbed down.
doin_it 1
Lol that sounds like something my dad would do, they could be best friends.
Aerosmith101 1
Leggo ma Eggo!!
konstantinos616 17
Throw the syrup bottle at his head for YOUR amusement
aimeesea75 16
As long as it wasn't blue..
NyteWolf 7
Waffle fight! XD