ZeroApostle4Ever
United States
Today, my dad threw a waffle at my face for his own amusement. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
barface
United States
Just a prank, son!
Today, while very sick, throwing up in a bucket beside my bed, my dad came in pushed my face into the bucket. For a laugh, apparently. FML
Kyle
United States
Today, I jokingly mocked my dad about his age. He jokingly poured milk all over my head. FML
Anonymous
He's still got it
Today, my dad got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML
stupidprankster
United States
Today, I thought it would be funny to scare my dad for once, since he has scared me for fun dozens of times. It would have been funny, had he not punched me in the face. FML
pasquale
Parramatta, Australia
Today, my mother threw an egg at my face with force because I returned home 5 minutes late to dinner. FML
alliez108
United States
Today, my dad and I got into a fight over who gets the last corner piece of the brownies. I ended up with a black eye and and a sprained wrist. He ended up with the brownie and ran away laughing. FML
ILiveWithMorons
United States
Today, my dad set my hair on fire while cooking. He then tried to convince me that it spontaneously combusted. FML
We have fun at least
A cute one for a change
Today, my dad was making a sandwich in the kitchen. Hungry, I snuck in and grabbed it, running back to my room and devouring it. Later at dinner, he dumped a whole scoop of rice in my lap. We all ended up laughing as we cleaned it. FML
ugh
Milford, United States
Today, my dad had a midlife crisis in the grocery store over his football career in high school. So he decided pelting me with vegetables and fruits would be a good idea. FML
Anonymous
United States
Why though?
Today, I asked my parents why we hadn't been out to eat as a family for so long. Both mom and dad agreed, so we made plans to go have breakfast at the Waffle House. Upon arriving, Dad threw a tantrum in the restaurant over nothing, and insisted on yelling at us the entire time. Guess I got my answer. FML
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DooleyFTW 17
Squirt syrup in his eye for your amusement?
Reid5 6
Amused me!
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Comments (182)
lukemack 4
Get over it if that's the worst thing that happens to you you have it pretty good
ArielTheMermaid 17
How amusing
Aye_ThisNerd 0
LOL. this made my day!
fighterofwar 5
Unlucky, OP. Plan your revenge, *sweetly*
aWeSoMeZeBrA 0
Wow I wish I could have been their for my amusement, but on the plus side at least it we know you got fed!!!
RandomNchic 1
Your dad's awesome !!! 8^D
ChloeC926 9
Bahahaha! Im sorry but that made me laugh anyway sorry that happened
marinetagw76 3
Your Dad knows where it's at
LuisAngel 0
Did u eat it?
altigue 0
You should fry an egg over his head kuz of how hot-tempered he is and slap him in the nuts with the lava hot skillet.. That should teach him not to abuse a waffle