ZeroApostle4Ever
United States
Today, my dad threw a waffle at my face for his own amusement. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
barface
United States
Just a prank, son!
Today, while very sick, throwing up in a bucket beside my bed, my dad came in pushed my face into the bucket. For a laugh, apparently. FML
Kyle
United States
Today, I jokingly mocked my dad about his age. He jokingly poured milk all over my head. FML
Anonymous
He's still got it
Today, my dad got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML
stupidprankster
United States
Today, I thought it would be funny to scare my dad for once, since he has scared me for fun dozens of times. It would have been funny, had he not punched me in the face. FML
pasquale
Parramatta, Australia
Today, my mother threw an egg at my face with force because I returned home 5 minutes late to dinner. FML
alliez108
United States
Today, my dad and I got into a fight over who gets the last corner piece of the brownies. I ended up with a black eye and and a sprained wrist. He ended up with the brownie and ran away laughing. FML
ILiveWithMorons
United States
Today, my dad set my hair on fire while cooking. He then tried to convince me that it spontaneously combusted. FML
We have fun at least
A cute one for a change
Today, my dad was making a sandwich in the kitchen. Hungry, I snuck in and grabbed it, running back to my room and devouring it. Later at dinner, he dumped a whole scoop of rice in my lap. We all ended up laughing as we cleaned it. FML
ugh
Milford, United States
Today, my dad had a midlife crisis in the grocery store over his football career in high school. So he decided pelting me with vegetables and fruits would be a good idea. FML
Anonymous
United States
Why though?
Today, I asked my parents why we hadn't been out to eat as a family for so long. Both mom and dad agreed, so we made plans to go have breakfast at the Waffle House. Upon arriving, Dad threw a tantrum in the restaurant over nothing, and insisted on yelling at us the entire time. Guess I got my answer. FML
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DooleyFTW 17
Squirt syrup in his eye for your amusement?
Reid5 6
Amused me!
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Comments (182)
ProhibitionRose 14
(^.^)># >.< Yeah I'll go back to my corner now.
krazygurl111 3
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dchames 1
Start a food fight then!!!
caitybear32 0
Im sorry but that is hilarious :D
Bassist5798 0
now u get too eat homeless people kill for that
doubleohseven 0
Eat it dummy! It was a great moment in your life, not an FML! Waffles=foodgasmic
Drekavak 0
Shut up you're not funny. ******* lame.
THE_A_TEEN 28
What the **** are you talking about?
clm123455 14
You're not a hard ass either. I do not find your comment necessary since you don't even know the person who posted this FML. How would you know if they're funny or not??
kei1108 13
Abusive? Seems funny and light, but could be seen as demeaning...
KevLar33 4
That.... Is....... AWESOME!!!!!!
skittlesmeep 4
LOL Bet you threw food at him while you were a baby :D just a lil payback I guess