ZeroApostle4Ever
United States
Today, my dad threw a waffle at my face for his own amusement. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
barface
United States
Just a prank, son!
Today, while very sick, throwing up in a bucket beside my bed, my dad came in pushed my face into the bucket. For a laugh, apparently. FML
Kyle
United States
Today, I jokingly mocked my dad about his age. He jokingly poured milk all over my head. FML
Anonymous
He's still got it
Today, my dad got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML
stupidprankster
United States
Today, I thought it would be funny to scare my dad for once, since he has scared me for fun dozens of times. It would have been funny, had he not punched me in the face. FML
pasquale
Parramatta, Australia
Today, my mother threw an egg at my face with force because I returned home 5 minutes late to dinner. FML
alliez108
United States
Today, my dad and I got into a fight over who gets the last corner piece of the brownies. I ended up with a black eye and and a sprained wrist. He ended up with the brownie and ran away laughing. FML
ILiveWithMorons
United States
Today, my dad set my hair on fire while cooking. He then tried to convince me that it spontaneously combusted. FML
We have fun at least
A cute one for a change
Today, my dad was making a sandwich in the kitchen. Hungry, I snuck in and grabbed it, running back to my room and devouring it. Later at dinner, he dumped a whole scoop of rice in my lap. We all ended up laughing as we cleaned it. FML
ugh
Milford, United States
Today, my dad had a midlife crisis in the grocery store over his football career in high school. So he decided pelting me with vegetables and fruits would be a good idea. FML
Anonymous
United States
Why though?
Today, I asked my parents why we hadn't been out to eat as a family for so long. Both mom and dad agreed, so we made plans to go have breakfast at the Waffle House. Upon arriving, Dad threw a tantrum in the restaurant over nothing, and insisted on yelling at us the entire time. Guess I got my answer. FML
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DooleyFTW 17
Squirt syrup in his eye for your amusement?
Reid5 6
Amused me!
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Comments (182)
DocBastard 40
God DAMN it, if I've said it once, I've said it 1000 times - throw eggs! They make a much bigger mess, and they are much harder to clean up. What the hell is wrong with people? How dare he waste a perfectly good waffle like that!
born_hustla 26
I'm sorry but I love eggs.- not to mention we need them to make waffle. Have them throw flour... Oh snap we need that too.. Oh well, FOODFIGHT!! Lol
peachesncreem 21
Eggs are my brothers weapon of choice too. One time we were driving to pick up our mum from the airport and some asshole hit the side of our car. He didn't stop but we caught up at the next stop light. My brother pulls out 2 eggs and threw them at his car lol
CommanderBalls 10
throw back a knife for your amusment
Awesomehobo44 3
Despite the stupidity of your response, I have to admit I laughed lol
ManWhatsoever 6
Is your dad by any chance Peter and you're Meg!!!
Elizabeth198 1
Better that than a rock. At least he's somewhat considerate :)
Spritemazter 0
In Soviet Russia, waffle throw you!
Schizomaniac 24
In Soviet Russia and just about everywhere else, that joke and any reference to it stopped being funny ages ago.
teague95 16
^ wrong! it's still funny
PlaidPanda 9
at least it wasn't your moms blue waffle
zack11742 7
Thinking the same thing
vi3tno_romeo 5
Ur old mans got issue
himoonkey 8
Your spelling and grammar got issue
sicnesses 6
Then eat it! Waffles kick ass!!!
Pelreskovich 11
My mother did that once but with searing hot refried beans.. She was "trying to be spontaneous" my cornea definitely felt her spontaneity.
Metal_Chick 15
Haha.... That sucks! I threw a burger at my brother's face once when he was drunk; he literally reacted to it a minute late. Best part, my friend has it on tape!
Pelreskovich 11
I was like 7 at the time.. It made me cry.
Redneck_Mouse 1
is your mom alright in the head?
hateevryone 15
immature, much?