Today, my dad said that if I walked home from school, a distance of 8 miles, he would give me $50. Two hours and four massive blisters later, I come home. When I asked for my money, he said "I was kidding." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, as I was walking home from school with my guy friends, my dad pulled up by the sidewalk, offered me a handful of dollar bills and said, "Get in, baby." Only after we drove away and he started laughing did I realize I'll probably never hear the end of this at school. FML
Today, as I was walking home from work, my dad drove past, pulled over, rolled down the window and asked, "Are you tired of walking?" To which I replied "Yes!" Just as I reached for the car door, he yelled "RUN A WHILE" and sped off. FML
Today, my dad refused to pick me up because he didn't want to get off the couch, so I had to walk for an hour and a half to get home. When I finally got home, my dad had gone out to pick my sister up from her friend's house. Her friend lives a 3-minute walk away. FML
Today, I had to walk three miles home from work. Both my parents were at home. The reason they wouldn't collect me is apparently because I've "gotten so fat, your grandma cried after she saw you". FML
Today, I finally told my dad that he owes me over 400 dollars, and that I need it or else I'd get kicked out of my apartment. He only gave me 70 and said to get a better job. FML
Today, my dad offered to pay me $40 to wash his car. Needing money to buy a video game, I agreed, and went out in the freezing weather to do the job. I finished the task, only to be paid in Monopoly money. My dad still hasn't gotten over how "funny" his prank was. FML
Today, I gave my dad $40 and asked him if he could get me lunch on his way back home. Long story short, he came back empty handed telling me it was my fault for trusting him with McNuggets. FML
Today, I went for a run when my shin splints acted up, so I called my dad to have him come pick me up. When I saw his car approaching, I stuck out my thumb like a hitchhiker, as a joke. The car pulled over to give me a ride. It wasn't my dad. FML
Today, I missed my bus. I had to ride my bike 2 miles. Once I left, some jerk nearly hit me. I flipped him off and shouted obsceneties. It was my dad, offering me a ride. He left. FML
Today, I finally summoned the courage to ask my dad to pay me as he promised, after I cut the lawn and cleaned all the house windows last week. His response was, "Get fucked." FML
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dum_dum1 0
you should have just caught a ride with some friends and had them drop you off down the road. work smarter not harder. dumbass!!
zDylanz 6
If only every American would do this, mabey we could decrease our nation's obesity.
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Comments (382)
sincerely331 0
The OP is clearly complaining about the blisters NOT the 8 miles...what dumb asses on here
limepinklis 0
Well you're cool...
oreobunbun 3
I'm 12, and can hike 8 miles in less than an hour, with a 30lb backpack.op is weak
rallets 23
ive unzipped my pants, who did you say was getting it?
Angi95 3
I think your math is off cause unless you running when your hiking which wouldn't be hiking it would be running then you wouldn't be able to do it that fast. You just might be able to hike one mile in 10 minutes which would mean that would be 80 minutes which is over an hour. And if your were jogging that would be about 8 minutes a mile which would 64 minutes which is still over an hour. So yeah I think your off a little bit.
rickyornash 0
ur dads a bitch get revenge such as tell ur mom secrets bout him lol
ShannonBitt 29
1.) you should probably ask if he's kidding first. 2.) you got some very good exercise, which you shouldn't be upset about.
Sgt_Minty 0
8? thats nothing back in the day naw im jk but yea 8miles is nothing
LLLP 0
I run at least that far every day. big whiop
plasticspoon 0
Ydi walking isnt that hard