mamagelmane
Vervezelle, France
Today, my husband jolted in bed and while still half-asleep said, "I had a nightmare; I dreamt we had a kid." I'm 8 months pregnant. FML
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Anthonymm2 20
What if this is the dream?
markcallanan_ 20
Congrats
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markcallanan_ 20
Congrats
CrassKal 27
I'm aware I'm treadjacking, sorry. It is most likely just a stress dream. I get them all the time related to school, the mind imagines the worst case scenario regardless of how unlikely it is. I doubt he is afraid of having children, he is more afraid of the potential for disaster. If you are concerned, it might be best to try and discuss his concerns and levitate them. They could be anything ranging from the health of the child to his capability as a parent. Good luck and congrats on the baby.
incoherentrmblr 22
Either you're hiding it really well or he was too tired to realize what was going on. Either way, Inception is strong with this one...
Anthonymm2 20
What if this is the dream?
more4me 27
Inception :)
superjewguy 19
more like..........conception!!!!!!
lux0rd 18
Anthony this isn't real. It's just a dream. You're in a coma. Wake up. We miss you.
woainishamu 21
Should have used... contraception!
FmyL6 19
Once the kid is born she won't be having ANY dreams!
Maccaroney 11
Life will be full of DECEPTION!
Anthonymm2 20
I miss you too, but I can't leave now, they need me here.
4funzies 13
He'd better turn that nightmare in to a dream real quick!
truecommenter 7
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tell him it's mine
tiger8255 13
Maybe he dreamt you had a kid who summoned satan?
iLike2Teabag 27
That just reminded me of The Omen. "I'm doing this for you, Damien!"
daken96 21
Dude I was thinking the same. Like it came out half human, half demon and tried to eat everyone.
foxwasalamb 24
they do say that a woman becomes a mother when she finds out shes pregnant, whereas a male becomes a daddy when he sees his child
foxwasalamb 24
i dont wanna talk about it
laughmaster 9
Not only that, he may just be stressed about raising a kid the right way, and may have been his subconscious speaking
rocker_chick105 31
Stress can be a big part. My father said he never wanted a son because he thought he wouldn't be a good father for him. Luckily for him, it's just my sister and I. Pregnancies are stressful for the mother as well as the father (or however a family may work for someone).
Corvo_Attano_4 12
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I can relate to this guy because I also usually never know what's going on
domolovesyoshi 33
You can't miss an 8month pregnant woman, especially if they live together.
PenguinBitch 44
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He is psychic!
thevelociraptor 31
Are you really that intellectually challenged? Is there a hint of sarcasm I'm not sensing?
expertsmilee 26
Yes to the latter.
False_Stupidity 42
I think your sarcasometer is not working #26. You should upgrade to the sarcasometer x2 pro while it's on special!
PenguinBitch 44
No guys, Velocirap...velocraptor is totally right. No sarcasm whatsoever.
cailey1234567890 24
Well. Thats awkward. Hopefully in his dream your kid was some evil monster. That had demon eyes. And um. He meant to say that "we had a kid that was a monster" But fell back asleep before he finished his sentence. Well. Thats pretty much my only good theory.
fsomelife 26
Can't imagine what your bad ones must be like
cailey1234567890 24
I didnt mean good as in realistic. I meant good as. Giving him the benefit of the doubt
cyanidesandwich 21
Sounds to me that you are describing the "Terrible Twos"...
kittykat1501 31
Mine Is that he is wo4ied about not being a good enough dad, so he had a nightmare about it.
XBurytheCastleX 25
Well, does he know or have you been telling him that you are getting fat?
XBurytheCastleX 25
Oh no, I have displeased the gods of thumbing down. Now my comment will surely drown, even though there are going to be many comments that are worse than mine.
askullnamedbilly 33
Don't worry, the gods of thumbing down are fair and will not work in mysterious ways. They will make sure to give just as many thumbs down to comments that are just as crappy or crappier than yours.
stargirl_95 24
We all write bad comments sometimes that get buried. Just take it in your stride. There's no need to throw a tantrum.