ThatGuyWithFMLs
Osaka, Japan
Today, I threw an eraser at my brother to get his attention because he couldn't hear me over his music. Being in a bad mood, he thought I was trying to aggravate his bad mood and responded by throwing a small desk cactus back. FML
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Soulsbane96_fml 11
Someones a bit prickly today.
MooseKnuckle5150 13
Well, that escalated quickly!
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MooseKnuckle5150 13
Well, that escalated quickly!
imyy 20
Wasn't OP really trying to annoy him, though? Could've walked over and tapped him on the shoulder, for instance...
Kamon97 23
Someone is on their time of the month >.>
pinkster2014 25
I understand how OP's brother could think he was just trying to be irritating by throwing the eraser, however, it is NOT alright (under ANY circumstances) to throw a cactus at someone. I mean, a cactus? REALLY? That must've hurt. Sorry, OP.
isuckwithnames 22
You could seriously injure someone depending on how long the pricks are. If someone blocks with their hands you can hit their wrist and all important blood carrying tubes
1947Chevy 17
#50 What if somebody is trying to get into my use and a cactus is the only weapon I have. I only ask because I have two I could use as swords because they are so tall
kaablam 17
#56, I think the word you are searching for is veins.
PrinterKing 13
Plot twist, he wanted her attention
isuckwithnames 22
I like tubes better
Soulsbane96_fml 11
Someones a bit prickly today.
datkenna 20
He's a prick
Markymark1202 12
So, that means you throw back a knife!
Dracoboxer357 36
And at that rate of escalation, he may return fire with a running chainsaw. Is this truly a wise course of action? :)
Markymark1202 12
Haha one of these brothers are gonna die tonight..
isuckwithnames 22
Then you return fire with a nail bomb
StillUsesMyspace 22
I think 58 used to be a member of the IRA
PIGaming 21
#16 pretty sure a female posted this
isuckwithnames 22
Nope, it was the IRS. Remember to pay your taxes.
FML_Elle 17
Your brothers a prick!
Mackay92 14
If somebody threw something at me i would throw something back
patrickalamo 48
Don't bring an eraser to a cactus fight.
False_Stupidity 42
Or a cactus to an eraser fight...
sweetprettykitty 10
Haha! This made me laugh!
Beansforbill 14
Ha! This comment has no purpose!
Markymark1202 12
Ha!!! Neither does pointing it out!
arandomusernameaa 20
The purpose is to point out the worthlessness of the previous comment, allowing them to improve!
sweetprettykitty 10
I do realize there was no purpose to the comment but is there ever really a purpose? Just so people can type something out to a bunch of strangers to get their approval? I was mainly pointing out I had a good laugh at it and I hope the OP made it out safely. And also to let him/her know it was a good FML :)
ChenEighty 20
Because taps on the shoulder are overrated.
JessicaFLovve 9
but that requires getting up and waking to him.... too much work.
ChenEighty 20
What I want to know is what was pressing enough to throw something at his brother, but not important enough to get up and do so.
JR7ISME 18
pass me that thing near you please....
carcinogenic 7
I'd be pretty aggravated, myself. You could've avoided the prickly plant missile if you'd just tapped him on the shoulder. Edit: #6 beat me to it.
jisaac09 25
Yea, #6 did beat you to it. BUT, he/she didn't manage to use "prickly plant missile" in his/her comment.
ChenEighty 20
That I didn't, 49. I'll have to remember to put that in next time there's an FML about a cactus being thrown x3
onorexveritas 24
throwing something at anyone isn't exactly the nicest way to get their attention
Nilorak 24
That's a shaggy situation. Ha!
jtthegr8 26
Nothing about this made sense. Unless I missed some sub context
Indianboy9321 25
What the actual ****, why would anyone throw a cactus at another family member? He should grow a spine and actually be willing to talk it out!
eatmorewaffles 9
Do you not have siblings? If one cactus is all he ever has to dodge he should consider himself lucky. Around my house growing up, you never knew what was going to be thrown or what you would be hit with. That's why I always avoided fights in the kitchen. Too many sharp objects.
sdroze1389 31
#25. agreed, I have a sister I'm close in age to and she hit me with a putter! got my revenge two days later by taking the phone book across her head.
Indianboy9321 25
Intended pun was with spine but I failed miserably. :( I'll go crawl back into my hole now..