Today, my dad met my fiancé's dad for the first time. My fiancé's dad is a cop. He had arrested my dad for indecent exposure in the past. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my parents met my fiancée's parents for the first time in a large family gathering two weeks before our formal wedding. Both sets of parents were telling funny stories about our pasts. My dad's story won. He told how I spent a week in jail earlier this year. FML
Today, my parents met my fiancée's parents for the first time in a large family gathering two weeks before our formal wedding. Both sets of parents were telling funny stories about our pasts. My dad's story won. He told how I spent a week in jail earlier this year. FML
Today, I went to meet my girlfriend's parents at her sister's play. The moment I introduced myself, I realized that her father was my probation officer. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's dad for the first time. His shirt said "D.A.D.D, Dads Against Daughters Dating, shoot the first one and word will spread". FML
Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML
Today, my boyfriend met my dad for the first time. The first thing he said to him was, "You're an idiot for dating my daughter." FML
Today, a police officer caught my girlfriend and me having sex. The officer was my dad, and we were butt naked in his new Ford Expedition. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's dad for the first time. I recognized him. He's the guy that broke into my car and stole my backpack two weeks ago. FML
Today, I was getting ready for my first date with a boy I really like when my dad insisted on meeting him. My dad is super protective and a cop. He cleaned his gun in front of my date and made it clear he had to be careful with me. My date started to cry when we got to the car. FML
Today, I met my mom's fiancé. He's a nice guy, he's also my wife's dad. I'll soon call my wife my sister. FML
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dedd4 0
Does it run in the family?
ssbtoday 3
Seems pretty decent to me.
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Comments (103)
StoryOfTheYear 15
There was no way you could cover that one up.
Ha1r1nY0S0up 15
Did somebody say awkkwwarrddd.. No? Well I said it ;P
staypon 0
Awkward...
btnhdude 0
The word you are looking for, is awesome. I nickname thee, Tampon.
bubblekitty 1
Welcome to the family
ebxr82nv 2
He had arrested your dad? Or she?
Xathanos 16
Seriously? learn to read please...
StoryOfTheYear 15
Yahoo! Answers is always an option.
ebxr82nv 2
How about **** you captain perfect, obviously never made a mistake before.
fatraptorjesus13 9
yeah I couldn't figure it out either I just assumed by Dad OP meant her and by in the past OP meant that bight....oh wait I can read past a third grade level and have enough common sense to reread it if I don't understand something
ebxr82nv 2
I feel sorry for you people, my mistake is obviously the biggest thing to happen in you lives. Sorry I've upset you so much pffft!!! Wankers!
SneakherHead 5
So he's gay O__O
Commander223 9
A man just needs to whip out his shlong every once and a while...
Commander223 9
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StoryOfTheYear 15
False.
kathuzada 6
Your dad is gay?
limblessorphan 4
You is retard?
Mysanitywins 10
I got nothing for this comment. It's just to....just to stupid.
fatraptorjesus13 9
oh my god please become gay and adopt so your genes die too at your funeral....or cut your balls off
fatalkiss 0
So your fiancé (presumably) has seen you naked & his dad has seen yours! Good, so you have something in common to talk about as an ice breaker.
MrsDarcy_fml 3
nbd