Today, I was admiring a hot surfer with my friend when he approached us. I was prepared to give him my number but instead he said, “If I was staring at you two in your bikinis the way you two were ogling me, i’d go to jail. I’m old enough to know your dad by the way, have some respect.” FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I saw a ridiculously hot guy dining with his family. I decided not to flirt with him with his parents around but to ask his sister (who went to the restroom) to give him my phone number. When I came back, I saw her pointing a finger at me, and the whole family turning around and staring. FML
Today, I was shopping with my dad and I saw one of my guy friends, so we waved and smiled at each other. My dad clearly thought his wave was too "romantic", because he shouted at him, "Touch her, and I'll kill you." FML
Today, I was at the mall with some friends. In the food court we passed by this creepy pervert feeling up a woman. I take a closer look and realize with horror that the guy is my dad in sunglasses and a hat. The lady he was with was not my mom. FML
Today, while out shopping, I could hear what sounded like two grown men talking about me, and they were being pretty gross. I turned around to scold them and it turned out being a dad and his 13-year-old son. He said he was, "teaching a son to be a man", and that my ass was "grounds for discussion." FML
Today, I was with my dad at the supermarket and this guy was checking me out. My dad yells at him with a grin, "I know! I make beautiful babies!" FML
Today, I was in the store when a man started chatting me up. He was good looking and charming. He asked, “So, what are you, 22-23?” I saw him visibly recoil in disgust when I told him my real age. I’m only 35, he was about 50, but he acted like he couldn’t runaway fast enough. FML
Today, I was waiting for my friend outside a restaurant when a man walked up and said, “You must be Sarah.” I said no to get rid of him. He apologized and walked away. Two minutes later, my friend arrived and asked why I was talking to her dad. FML
Today, I went to the pool with my new white bathers. I felt really good about myself because everyone was staring at me until this hot guy came up to me and said "Dude, your bathers are see-through. You need to shave!" FML
Today, I was flirting with a really hot guy at a track meet and I gave him my number. When I asked him what school he went to he replied, "Oh, I don't go to school, We're from the juvenile corrections facility." FML
Today, I was at a club with a friend. A cute guy kept smiling and looking over at me. He left his seat and went to the bar and brought back two drinks. He waved me over and then said, "Can you tell your hot friend that I bought her a drink?" FML
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tiptoppc 21
Oh how the turns table! seriously, the amount of insane attention I get after being married is disturbing. recently, this created an HR nightmare for me. Seriously, if did what this woman did, I’d be sued for sexual harrassment. the HR (all females) laughed at me and expected that I should feel honored to be propositioned. It’s not like I didn’t make it known I’m married. just to be fair, equality goes both ways
Doom_Kitty 14
And he's right. It's rude to stare and it makes people uncomfortable.
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tiptoppc 21
Oh how the turns table! seriously, the amount of insane attention I get after being married is disturbing. recently, this created an HR nightmare for me. Seriously, if did what this woman did, I’d be sued for sexual harrassment. the HR (all females) laughed at me and expected that I should feel honored to be propositioned. It’s not like I didn’t make it known I’m married. just to be fair, equality goes both ways
Razath 17
Any way you can bring it higher up the food chain? SOMEONE there has to realise that HR laughing at a sexual harassment case is a bad look and a lawsuit waiting to happen.
tiptoppc 21
I did. person and HR team were fired. Supervisor got my back!
poopface82 25
I hope he has a truck for all that self-righteous bullshit he’s spreading. Women ogling men ends with a few giggles and hurt feelings at worst. It ends in a dead woman when a man does it.
Dumbum123 19
What the hell kind of world are you living in? Regardless of gender, unwanted attention makes people uncomfortable. And don't try to tar all men with the same brush. We're not all monsters. Your comment is so ridiculous that I can't be sure if you're joking or not. Your username is an apt description of yourself as a person. And your straw feminist statement makes it hard for people who are genuinely fighting for equality to be taken seriously.
hm1220 1
I've been sexually assaulted by people like you several times
Doom_Kitty 14
And he's right. It's rude to stare and it makes people uncomfortable.
RichardPencil 32
You should have said, "Double standards, buddy! Now, whip out that Weiner and wiggle it around for us a bit." He's not too old to need to be shown how the world really works.
lalalaila777 24
lesson learned hopefully!
hm1220 1
you are a disgusting predator