Today, my dad decided that campground bathrooms are disgusting and that on our upcoming camping trip, we'll have to keep a bucket of cat litter in our tent in case we want to go to the bathroom. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dad announced that to "save money", instead of going to the beach we will be going camping. My brothers thought it was awesome. I can't stand the thought. Instead of a sexy golden tan, I now get bug bites, pit toilets, and bear attacks! Ugh! FML
Today, I found my dad using my bathroom. Why? Because he "had to take a crap" and didn't want to stink up his own bathroom. FML
Today, even after recovering and being able to walk again, my dad keeps peeing in a bucket by his bed. He sees nothing wrong with this, even though it smells. FML
Today, I took my 5-year-old nephew camping. I was about to take him to the outhouse for a bathroom break when he flung the door of the camper open and shouted at the top of his lungs to the entire campground, "We are going to poop now!" FML
Today, after my landlord has refused to fix the bathroom plumbing problem in my apartment for several days, I had to buy cat litter for myself. FML
Today, I urgently needed to use the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. When I went to flush, it wouldn't go down the pipes. After about ten panic-filled minutes, I noticed the cat litter box. I carefully scooped out my logs, and buried them in the cat litter. FML
Today, I was doing laundry and realized that my father had left dirty underwear soaking in a bucket outside for the last two weeks. I informed him that they needed to be thrown out, and they smelled like sewage. It's been over 95 degrees outside lately here. He then yelled and sweared at me. FML
Today, I had to use a drop hole toilet while camping. The smell will haunt me for the rest of my life. FML
Today, there are people working in my bathroom. I have the shits. The only place I could think to go was in my cats litter box. I've used it twice and am now contemplating using it a third time. FML
Today, while my man raves about that one time he went hiking with his brother, without even a sleeping bag, spending the night under piles of dry leaves, now that we are looking for a small camper van, he insists it must have a toilet, kitchen, and indoor shower. FML
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Top comments
mkmon7 21
And that's better....?
haileyrows 26
When camping, litter is bad. Whether you're dropping it or ******** in it. It's just bad.
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Comments (84)
dyscomonkee 12
Don't go camping with him.... That's so ratchet!!!
sighlifeman 12
dad sounds like hes used to jail life
BiGTiMeNeRD 29
Haha your dad is trolling you guys.
bapbap_fml 15
Either those are some super nasty bathrooms or your dad is insane. Or both. I suspect both.
SookyLala 13
honestly. he isnt wrong, the diseases and bacteria on thise toilets is messed up. but rather then cat litter.. why not invest in one of those dmall toilets where you dig a hole and put that over
AndyPurdy 31
Ew I wouldn't go if I were you
live2loveurself 11
Cat litter is only meant to keep odours of CAT feces to a minimum, it won't do anything for human feces
corky1992 33
Um pretty sure that's more disgusting than a camp ground bathroom would be
ILikeKoalas 24
I'd say no? He can use a cat litter tray if he wants, you don't have to ?
Shade1982 21
Having seen quite a few campground bathrooms I can safely say the litter bucket will be cleaner in close to all cases. Campground bathrooms are insanely disgusting...