Today, my dad decided that campground bathrooms are disgusting and that on our upcoming camping trip, we'll have to keep a bucket of cat litter in our tent in case we want to go to the bathroom. FML
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Today, my dad announced that to "save money", instead of going to the beach we will be going camping. My brothers thought it was awesome. I can't stand the thought. Instead of a sexy golden tan, I now get bug bites, pit toilets, and bear attacks! Ugh! FML
Today, I found my dad using my bathroom. Why? Because he "had to take a crap" and didn't want to stink up his own bathroom. FML
Today, even after recovering and being able to walk again, my dad keeps peeing in a bucket by his bed. He sees nothing wrong with this, even though it smells. FML
Today, I took my 5-year-old nephew camping. I was about to take him to the outhouse for a bathroom break when he flung the door of the camper open and shouted at the top of his lungs to the entire campground, "We are going to poop now!" FML
Today, after my landlord has refused to fix the bathroom plumbing problem in my apartment for several days, I had to buy cat litter for myself. FML
Today, I urgently needed to use the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. When I went to flush, it wouldn't go down the pipes. After about ten panic-filled minutes, I noticed the cat litter box. I carefully scooped out my logs, and buried them in the cat litter. FML
Today, I was doing laundry and realized that my father had left dirty underwear soaking in a bucket outside for the last two weeks. I informed him that they needed to be thrown out, and they smelled like sewage. It's been over 95 degrees outside lately here. He then yelled and sweared at me. FML
Today, I had to use a drop hole toilet while camping. The smell will haunt me for the rest of my life. FML
Today, there are people working in my bathroom. I have the shits. The only place I could think to go was in my cats litter box. I've used it twice and am now contemplating using it a third time. FML
Today, while my man raves about that one time he went hiking with his brother, without even a sleeping bag, spending the night under piles of dry leaves, now that we are looking for a small camper van, he insists it must have a toilet, kitchen, and indoor shower. FML
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Top comments
mkmon7 21
And that's better....?
haileyrows 26
When camping, litter is bad. Whether you're dropping it or ******** in it. It's just bad.
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Comments (84)
isellorangez 20
Pretty sure I wouldn't want to take a dump in a litter box. FYL op, hope it's not as bad as it seems.
trucker2 33
Tell him he's on clean-up duty, as your on vacation searching for cleaner facilities
Lalala579121 28
And a cleaner tent.
trucker2 33
Your own tent, just be defiant and sleep in the car.
Lalala579121 28
That can't be comfortable. OP could always get one of those tiny backpacking tents and just set it up on the opposite side of the campsite.
alexanderavatar 24
he just wants you to breathe his shit while you're sleeping
ohSNAPyall 27
****'s sake! Just bring some Lysol.
mattrd_fml 31
make sure you get the clumping kind!
GAeroNKissR 26
oh hell, just imagine the stench inside that tent...sure hope you anchor it well before the first wind! & have fun with all them bugs & critters it will surely attract! doh!
earlytermination 34
Where exactly are you camping that your only choices are public restrooms or cat litter? Shit in the woods like everything else in nature.
_imacooldude_ 10
That is the dumbest thing ever
Terminator1573 9
Yo dad sounds like a grade A pussy...
pete9913 23
or, you could just go in the woods. a litter box would be so much worse than any bathroom.