Today, my dad decided that campground bathrooms are disgusting and that on our upcoming camping trip, we'll have to keep a bucket of cat litter in our tent in case we want to go to the bathroom. FML
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Today, my dad announced that to "save money", instead of going to the beach we will be going camping. My brothers thought it was awesome. I can't stand the thought. Instead of a sexy golden tan, I now get bug bites, pit toilets, and bear attacks! Ugh! FML
Today, I found my dad using my bathroom. Why? Because he "had to take a crap" and didn't want to stink up his own bathroom. FML
Today, even after recovering and being able to walk again, my dad keeps peeing in a bucket by his bed. He sees nothing wrong with this, even though it smells. FML
Today, I took my 5-year-old nephew camping. I was about to take him to the outhouse for a bathroom break when he flung the door of the camper open and shouted at the top of his lungs to the entire campground, "We are going to poop now!" FML
Today, after my landlord has refused to fix the bathroom plumbing problem in my apartment for several days, I had to buy cat litter for myself. FML
Today, I urgently needed to use the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. When I went to flush, it wouldn't go down the pipes. After about ten panic-filled minutes, I noticed the cat litter box. I carefully scooped out my logs, and buried them in the cat litter. FML
Today, I was doing laundry and realized that my father had left dirty underwear soaking in a bucket outside for the last two weeks. I informed him that they needed to be thrown out, and they smelled like sewage. It's been over 95 degrees outside lately here. He then yelled and sweared at me. FML
Today, I had to use a drop hole toilet while camping. The smell will haunt me for the rest of my life. FML
Today, there are people working in my bathroom. I have the shits. The only place I could think to go was in my cats litter box. I've used it twice and am now contemplating using it a third time. FML
Today, while my man raves about that one time he went hiking with his brother, without even a sleeping bag, spending the night under piles of dry leaves, now that we are looking for a small camper van, he insists it must have a toilet, kitchen, and indoor shower. FML
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Top comments
mkmon7 21
And that's better....?
haileyrows 26
When camping, litter is bad. Whether you're dropping it or ******** in it. It's just bad.
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Comments (84)
aura07 7
Dad joke?
trucker2 33
Does a Bear shit in the woods.....next time 4 star hotel
Lalala579121 28
But that's not camping. Hotels are for wusses.
trucker2 33
Then I'm right at the top of the wuss line
tjw1616 21
Haha because cat litter is much less disgusting? It would make more sense to hardcore coat the toilet with tissue paper & bring some hand soap
Huodang2 6
Cat litter? Why not go straight for diaper? I feel you op
Lalala579121 28
OP, tell your dad that he's lucky there are bathrooms to begin with. Or just go the whole way of camping out in the wilderness, and carry your own tent, sleeping bag, clothes, food (dehydrated of course), hang a bear bag every night, never go anywhere alone, disinfect all your water before you drink it, and showering or shaving? Yep, forget about those, you won't even be allowed to bring scented hand sanitizer or deodorant.
eatmor2 9
Wtf? Just go outside.
kloring1 15
That is slightly alarming.
ricergirl89 2
Just go shit in the woods. You'll be ok.
mmcewen 15
Because covering your piss and shit in kitty litter is a more sanitary option
kelzo5 5
Go in the woods