Today, my dad decided that campground bathrooms are disgusting and that on our upcoming camping trip, we'll have to keep a bucket of cat litter in our tent in case we want to go to the bathroom. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dad announced that to "save money", instead of going to the beach we will be going camping. My brothers thought it was awesome. I can't stand the thought. Instead of a sexy golden tan, I now get bug bites, pit toilets, and bear attacks! Ugh! FML
Today, I found my dad using my bathroom. Why? Because he "had to take a crap" and didn't want to stink up his own bathroom. FML
Today, even after recovering and being able to walk again, my dad keeps peeing in a bucket by his bed. He sees nothing wrong with this, even though it smells. FML
Today, I took my 5-year-old nephew camping. I was about to take him to the outhouse for a bathroom break when he flung the door of the camper open and shouted at the top of his lungs to the entire campground, "We are going to poop now!" FML
Today, after my landlord has refused to fix the bathroom plumbing problem in my apartment for several days, I had to buy cat litter for myself. FML
Today, I urgently needed to use the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. When I went to flush, it wouldn't go down the pipes. After about ten panic-filled minutes, I noticed the cat litter box. I carefully scooped out my logs, and buried them in the cat litter. FML
Today, I was doing laundry and realized that my father had left dirty underwear soaking in a bucket outside for the last two weeks. I informed him that they needed to be thrown out, and they smelled like sewage. It's been over 95 degrees outside lately here. He then yelled and sweared at me. FML
Today, I had to use a drop hole toilet while camping. The smell will haunt me for the rest of my life. FML
Today, there are people working in my bathroom. I have the shits. The only place I could think to go was in my cats litter box. I've used it twice and am now contemplating using it a third time. FML
Today, while my man raves about that one time he went hiking with his brother, without even a sleeping bag, spending the night under piles of dry leaves, now that we are looking for a small camper van, he insists it must have a toilet, kitchen, and indoor shower. FML
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Top comments
mkmon7 21
And that's better....?
haileyrows 26
When camping, litter is bad. Whether you're dropping it or ******** in it. It's just bad.
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Comments (84)
WitEluded 13
Any public restroom has the potential to be gross, but there are easy ways around it. Cover the seat in paper if you are worried about it. Just bring some extra rolls of TP and leave the litter for the cats.
imerichello 18
Is there an FML you havn't commented on? You are everywhere on this website
WitEluded 13
Read bio
saraaa2552 15
Why doesn't he just not use it? Is he making you shit in a litter box? Lol
ohSNAPyall 27
Excellent point.
Lalala579121 28
Why not do it like the pros do? A trowel and a roll of tp.
beeferjay 34
god made dirt and dirt dont hurt... I have no clue about kitty litter though
Lalala579121 28
I'm not sure about that. If it decomposes well, then sure you can bury it. If it doesn't then you have you pack it out. I don't know enough about it to know if it decomposes though.
vikky538 29
Isnt cat litter is cats only? Or dads can also use it
EvilTurtle 35
Dad's can't use it. Moms only:)
worldclassrager 41
He'll probably be Solo on that one
grogers311 20
"Have fun, see you when you get back!"
ourtneyc 14
At least you still have the ability of using the bathrooms. I doubt he'll forcefully restrain you from walking to them (hopefully)
TonierShadow 19
On a camping trip? Just go in the woods
Colon_Man 17
Exactly. I don't understand why people who use these "campgrounds" think that they are camping. It's just living in a shittier mobile home park for a few days.