Today, my dad came up behind me with a pair of scissors, and pretended to snip away at my hair. I was sure he was joking, so I just sat there and didn't react. Later, I felt the back of my head and looked at my hand. Suffice it to say, I now have a large bald patch on the back of my head. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I asked my dad to give me a haircut. After 20 minutes of "fuck"s and "shit"s, he gave up and just shaved my head bald. I pull off the look so badly that two people I don't even know have already told me I look like a psychopath. FML
Today, I went to pick up my daughter from my dad's house. He'd shaved her head bald. "For a laugh." FML
Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML
Today, my mum started yelling at me for leaving scissors on my desk, which my five year-old sister found and chopped all her hair off. She had a lump of hair as proof. After three minutes of her yelling, me crying and apologizing, she laughed and said she was joking. She'd just given my sister a haircut. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of scissors. My mom was cutting my hair while I was asleep. FML
Today, I decided I wanted to bleach my hair, so I asked my mother for help. Apparently, something went wrong, because clumps of my hair started falling out. Now I'm half blonde and half bald, and my mom is just laughing at me. FML
Today, my 4-year-old son cut half of my hair when I was asleep because he thought I would look better that way. FML
Today, my father cut my hair for the first time. Now, I always have to wear a cap when I go outside. FML
Today, my dad set my hair on fire while cooking. He then tried to convince me that it spontaneously combusted. FML
Today, I was napping when my little brother cut off huge chunks of my hair. He thought it would turn me into the older brother he always wanted. He's 8. FML
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11jackson11 0
shave your dads head in his sleep :)
Bobissmall 13
Do the same to him. Unless he's bald. Then you should draw on his head.
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Comments (130)
semartin 2
wow you can pay attention... how could you not notice..
sweet_candy_ 17
lol I agree wouldn't you feel a breeze?
Driftz 3
So wait, you didn't feel the scissors cut your hair? Damn, give me his number. I want a haircut from him!
wasabiinurvagina 0
I don't know, why would he do something as cruel as that? >.<
I_be_darn 3
So you say you're a mother ******* moron?
grabblebyk 1
kick him in the balls
Selena_is_back 7
OR, shave his balls! and see him scratch his nuts off!
SdCounty33 0
You can either take this time to make it a positive experience and change your entire look or you can go full on revenge and use an entire bottle of super glue on the fingers of his dominant hand together while he sleeps. Your choice.
yay_knee 3
I don't understand why you're bitching about it. I'm sure he was just messing around and didn't mean to cut your hair. All you have to do is: 1) wait till it grows, or 2) get a ******* haircut.
manda_baby_rawr 4
no hair cut is going to hide a big bald spot on the back of her head.
redbluegreen 41
While that's true, the OP could just shave her head, or, depending on where the spot is, she could have a mohawk. They're really quite fun to have.
urdirtyolduncle 15
time to give pappa a new hair cut
maniac310 2
Ydi.....
trekiscoto 0
FYI: To escape the grip of a crocodile's jaws, prick your fingers into its eyeballs. It will let you go instantly.