Today, my dad came up behind me with a pair of scissors, and pretended to snip away at my hair. I was sure he was joking, so I just sat there and didn't react. Later, I felt the back of my head and looked at my hand. Suffice it to say, I now have a large bald patch on the back of my head. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I asked my dad to give me a haircut. After 20 minutes of "fuck"s and "shit"s, he gave up and just shaved my head bald. I pull off the look so badly that two people I don't even know have already told me I look like a psychopath. FML
Today, I went to pick up my daughter from my dad's house. He'd shaved her head bald. "For a laugh." FML
Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML
Today, my mum started yelling at me for leaving scissors on my desk, which my five year-old sister found and chopped all her hair off. She had a lump of hair as proof. After three minutes of her yelling, me crying and apologizing, she laughed and said she was joking. She'd just given my sister a haircut. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of scissors. My mom was cutting my hair while I was asleep. FML
Today, I decided I wanted to bleach my hair, so I asked my mother for help. Apparently, something went wrong, because clumps of my hair started falling out. Now I'm half blonde and half bald, and my mom is just laughing at me. FML
Today, my 4-year-old son cut half of my hair when I was asleep because he thought I would look better that way. FML
Today, my father cut my hair for the first time. Now, I always have to wear a cap when I go outside. FML
Today, my dad set my hair on fire while cooking. He then tried to convince me that it spontaneously combusted. FML
Today, I was napping when my little brother cut off huge chunks of my hair. He thought it would turn me into the older brother he always wanted. He's 8. FML
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Top comments
11jackson11 0
shave your dads head in his sleep :)
Bobissmall 13
Do the same to him. Unless he's bald. Then you should draw on his head.
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mexipunker 0
He needed it for his new tupee.
extradorkyloser 4
wait, why did you look at your hand...? did 'bald' rub off onto your hand?
Doortje 30
Haha, I didn't even notice that. But that's an excellent question!
RedPillSucks 33
Loose hair was in her hand from when she touched the back of her head.
extradorkyloser 4
I wouldn't think hair sticks around after being cut... most likely falls away from the scalp. next week we'll have a lesson on gravity, K?
YupThatsLiv 0
some gets caught in other hair around where it's cut
ArielTheMermaid 17
17 read my mind
josh828282 0
Thats f 'ed up!!! I'd be on the way to jail after i beat some a$$
ruby84 1
draw on your dad's face with a sharpie
AMAZINashleigh 6
I would roundhouse kick his bahooty.
zp5 4
looks like your dad was *puts on sunglasses* wait, where did i get these sunglasses from?
sweet_candy_ 17
Magic?
Selena_is_back 7
TA-DA???? :O
ZeroXG 0
YEEEEEEEAAAH
NianRakluz 0
Is your dad on crack or something?
doggiemcwoofwoof 2
you should def shave his head then spray paint it lol
lekiat 0
wow why would he do that??
FrickinFigures 0
You used "suffice" completely wrong.
Mezza_fml 0
"Suffice it to say" is a phrase.
pegasii 0
No, 33 is correct. It's used in entirely the wrong context. I came to comments just to say 'cool grammar, bro.'