blookitty

Miss Orlando, United States of America 34 years-old In a relationship

tash 24 May 2011, 12:33 Canada

Today, while I was mowing the lawn in my backyard, I ran over a glass bottle. My legs looked like a disco ball. FML

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skichick54 24 August 2011, 05:28 United States

Today, my house got watermeloned. Not egged, watermeloned. FML

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myfamilyisodd 15 October 2011, 17:05 United States

Today, I had to take my son to the emergency room for shooting himself in the ass with a BB gun. FML

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KrissyBearr 31 December 2011, 01:36 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Bad timing

Today, while having sex, I told my boyfriend that I loved him. I could feel him go soft inside me. FML

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nickthetank 31 December 2011, 09:21 Canada 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I got circumcised by my girlfriend's braces. FML

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