Today, my crush of over a year came over for me to take her on our first date. Today was also the day my drunk parents decided to dance the chicken dance in our front yard, naked. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my crush finally agreed to spend the night with me. I told my parents to act normal for one night. Apparently, "normal" is strutting around naked and acting like a chicken. FML
Today, I finally had an opportunity to flirt with the guy I have a crush on. We danced together all night and everything was going well… too well apparently, because out of nowhere, he kissed my sister, who knew about my crush on him but still kissed him back. FML
Today, I went to my fiance's cousin's wedding with him. I got drunk and danced like a stripper in front of his entire extended family, who I'd just met that day. FML
Today, my crush invited me to her house and I ended up meeting her dad. Then she suddenly had to dash off because her boyfriend, whom I had no idea existed, unexpectedly had free time so they were going on a last minute date, which left me awkwardly sat there in the kitchen with her dad. FML
Today, I was on Skype with a guy I really like, in the living room. My dad saw that I was on video chat, got undressed, right down to his bright green y-fronts, and then started dancing behind me. My crush saw it all. FML
Today, I walked into the kitchen to eat some breakfast. I got a full visual of my drunk neighbor dancing naked in my backyard. FML
Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML
Today, I came home to my mom dancing the hustle naked. With a group of 4 friends. FML
Today, after months of Tinder-ing, first dates and being rejected, I finally was able to hook up with a girl. We met, we kissed, we danced and I took her back to my place. She then promptly tried to make out with my roommate. FML
Today, I went on a first date. She got plastered within the first hour, then a song came on in the restaurant and she told me, "This song's about meeeeee." FML
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neko_ceko 3
Your parents are epic.
Ninjaface 0
I hope... *puts on sunglasses* That your crush didn't chicken out on you YYYEEEAAAAAAHHHH!!!
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Comments (75)
nm22395 0
ouch hope ur date went well
mohomonopoly 0
YDI because you live in Israel. Honetly, there's nothing else I need to say. Fricken greedy Israelis.
jandrews10 0
FAKE!
kyasinjr 0
stupid jew palestanians are the shit!
McFail_fml 4
Tell her on saturdays the whole family gets together and Crunk dance in the front yard naked if she doesnt join shes not worth it.
neko_ceko 3
Your parents are epic.
alexandraa_fml 0
Where am I?
nazooer 11
You should be in the kitchen.
cornsnake 0
making me a sandvich.
stephan18 23
Israel
TROLLINshitUP 0
First
fmylifecomm 0
this is obviously very fake
waterynuggets 0
I feel your pain, brother.
perdix 31
And your mom offered him some chicken breast and he puked.
redbluegreen 41
Sounds like my friends parents. His dad used to play frisbee outside in the snow with plates while half naked with his friends. You don't want to know what the mom did.
nfdlax9 0
i do
bigred200 8
Same
Intellectualist 0
Fake? Seriously? Have you people never had drunk parents?... You just couldn't make this shit up, nothing this funny can be made up. It's hilarious.