Today, my crush of over a year came over for me to take her on our first date. Today was also the day my drunk parents decided to dance the chicken dance in our front yard, naked. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my crush finally agreed to spend the night with me. I told my parents to act normal for one night. Apparently, "normal" is strutting around naked and acting like a chicken. FML
Today, I finally had an opportunity to flirt with the guy I have a crush on. We danced together all night and everything was going well… too well apparently, because out of nowhere, he kissed my sister, who knew about my crush on him but still kissed him back. FML
Today, I went to my fiance's cousin's wedding with him. I got drunk and danced like a stripper in front of his entire extended family, who I'd just met that day. FML
Today, my crush invited me to her house and I ended up meeting her dad. Then she suddenly had to dash off because her boyfriend, whom I had no idea existed, unexpectedly had free time so they were going on a last minute date, which left me awkwardly sat there in the kitchen with her dad. FML
Today, I was on Skype with a guy I really like, in the living room. My dad saw that I was on video chat, got undressed, right down to his bright green y-fronts, and then started dancing behind me. My crush saw it all. FML
Today, I walked into the kitchen to eat some breakfast. I got a full visual of my drunk neighbor dancing naked in my backyard. FML
Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML
Today, I came home to my mom dancing the hustle naked. With a group of 4 friends. FML
Today, after months of Tinder-ing, first dates and being rejected, I finally was able to hook up with a girl. We met, we kissed, we danced and I took her back to my place. She then promptly tried to make out with my roommate. FML
Today, I went on a first date. She got plastered within the first hour, then a song came on in the restaurant and she told me, "This song's about meeeeee." FML
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neko_ceko 3
Your parents are epic.
Ninjaface 0
I hope... *puts on sunglasses* That your crush didn't chicken out on you YYYEEEAAAAAAHHHH!!!
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Comments (75)
Elemaj 0
I hope u're not judged as a reflection of ur parents.
lifeinoz 0
I call bullshit. Anyone else?
Alexifish 0
agreed :-/
wonderboy1 0
agree
Soulathyia 0
LMAO Omg did u get it on vid?! BLACKMAIL!
Reynard12 0
So... Move out. It's their house, isn't it? I presume you live there rent free, why does that give you the right to tell them what to do with their own living room?
Soulathyia 0
It was in their yard dipshit.
MinaXmassacre 0
Why didn't you pick her up from her house? you would have seemed like a gentleman and you could have avoided her seeing your shitfaced parents.
iloveshim 14
Exactly! We will know who wore the pants in that relationship. That is if the girl still wanted him...
urclremi 2
O.o HAWLY DOOLY!
tbaaaby 0
she shouldn't judge you by who your parents are. ha but your parents sound hella legit, at least they didn't harpoon her with questions
pro21 3
FYL for having such parents...
NotQuiteKendall 0
anyone who believes this fml is an idiot. there is no way anyone would do that. obviously the op just wanted it published. bull shit you can't make this up. "today I my crazy uncle decided to tell the story about how he was abducted and probed by aliens... as my wedding toast." see... just made that up. easy.
containsnosoy 0
Totally agree with you..