Today, I found out my co-workers don't actually like me when they changed the hangout spot after accidentally inviting me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out why my coworkers never invite me anywhere. Apparently, I "made a face" when one of them used the N-word, and it makes them uncomfortable to be around me. FML
Today, I was leaving work when I realized I had forgotten my bag on my desk. As I went back to get it, I overheard my co-workers talking about "last night's office party." I wasn't invited. FML
Today, I found out that my company was throwing a work picnic. When I showed up, I realized that it had been planned months ago and I wasn't supposed to find out. The entire staff was there, greeting me with faces of utter shock. Nothing says "you suck" more than being "that guy" at your job. FML
Today, at my new job, my coworkers pranked me by moving around the things on my desk. I was horribly upset by it and reported them all to HR. Now no one will talk to me and I'm the office pariah within my first week. FML
Today, I found out my "best friends" have gone on a crazy weekend and they didn't invite me. FML
Today, I got a new job. This would've been a good thing, but apparently, the person I'm replacing was very well-liked around my workplace. All of my co-workers hate me now for replacing someone who I don't even know. FML
Today, I found out my two favorite heterosexual female coworkers are cheating on their partners with one another. I kinda wish someone had invited me. FML
Today, I found out that my company used a nice photo of my coworkers and me for their corporate website, in efforts to make their office seem fun and relaxed. This wouldn't be so bad if they hadn't just fired every single person in the photo, myself included. FML
Today, my friends decided to throw a going away party because I'm moving. It would have been great if I had actually been invited. FML
Today, I realized that the only times I get to hang out with my friends outside of school are when one of them accidentally mentions plans in front of me and they are obligated by social protocol to invite me. FML
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Top comments
ScottVining 21
You don't need them, you have us
Dunmerdude 13
Then "accidentally" get new friends
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Comments (62)
Dunmerdude 13
Then "accidentally" get new friends
Queen_bee1234 21
Why is everyone automatically assuming that OP is the victim? They could be a mega douchebag for all we know.
letmehavemytea 21
Or no one can really be in the wrong and OP and everyone else can really just not mesh well.
charlson 9
I can not agree more.
whenitdidhappen 14
you are the douchebag because of not backing you fellow FML'er up
Mystery_Unsolved 16
Whether OP is a douche or not he doesn't need friends like that.
StillUsesMyspace 22
Well based on the FML, I don't think OP has friends like that... He has co-workers like that.
ScottVining 21
You don't need them, you have us
MrSassypants 34
One of us!... One of us!... ONE OF US!... ONE OF US!
DisabledSkeleton 8
How does someone accidentally invite you?
ruckfules85 34
One of the big mouths of the group accidentally said something or they sent a Mass message and accidentally included OP. Nevertheless its still ignorant.
ruckfules85 34
Wow How lame are they. Forget them.
quadley 6
We'll accidentally get new friends
saba_ajira 29
Congrats on copying #1
Soundslikeothers 15
Its quite possible, there were no comments when #5 posted this and he never hit refresh. To read a see if he said the same thing
ooft 8
Maybe, just maybe #5 is offering to get new friends with OP.... Or just terrible at grammar
HeadlessSparrow 20
That's why they will remain you're coworkers, and not your friends!
HeadlessSparrow 20
Damn, your*
A1BROS 4
Then let them remain coworkers. Go find friends somewhere else.
REALAfroninga 11
Do they exclude you from their table at lunch too? Forget them OP! You don't need them.
brandoneyez1 25
Who needs co workers. Just become their boss.
Mystery_Unsolved 16
Hopefully the boss likes him and isn't in agreeing opinions with his coworkers.
blubblubbnb 6
What a wonderfully wicked motivation for success! I applaud you!
weveallbeenthere 30
coworkers suck.
Puffytruffles 18
Is it the coworkers? Or is it the way OP acts like a bitch to everyone possibly?
False_Stupidity 42
They do? Well aren't you the lucky one. Hope you at least have decent looking coworkers not just willing. ;)