Today, I had to go to work on my day off to suspend someone. Afterwards, I got a call saying I can't suspend the person in question because the supervisor who told me to suspend them was wrong. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got yelled at for calling out for mandated overtime at work. They told me if I don't switch to another day I will get suspended. FML
Today, I was suspended from my job for missing a team meeting that was planned during my lunch time. Needless to say, nobody had told me. FML
Today, I got called into work on my day off. I ended up being written up for being 15 minutes late to a shift I didn't even have. FML
Today, I missed my shift at work. I had asked my girlfriend, who works at the same store, to text me my schedule. She sent me the wrong hours for today. I got suspended, and she broke up with me for being too irresponsible. FML
Today, at work, due to a mix up, I had to call an answering service. I am also from an answering service. We got the problem fixed but I couldn't hang up due to company policy. She couldn't hang up either. We both had to get our supervisors for permission to hang up. FML
Today, my supervisor told me off for doing something. When I reminded her that she told me to do it, she yelled at me for correcting her. FML
Today, I was given my marching orders because I corrected my supervisor on something he was actually doing wrong. It seems I deserve this for "not learning to obey my immediate superiors." FML
Today, I was called into the office and suspended due to allegations made by a coworker of poor work performance. Yesterday, I received a certificate praising my work performance. I might be dismissed at any moment. FML
Today, I took my driver's test. I was confident and thought everything would go well. My boss ended up calling me several times during the test. Turns out my colleague never showed up to cover for me, and my boss blamed me. Not only did I fail my test, I'm now suspended from work too. FML
Today, it's day one of my suspension and probably being fired from my job. Why? I accidentally took a beer out my bag instead of a soda, then got distracted working to make sure everything got done. FML
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nodeathtoall 19
Question, why didn't the supervisor who told you to do it, not just do it and instead called you in to do it? Sounds fishy, or at the very least like poor management
chirstinap325 23
This confused me as well. So now you've suspended someone who you weren't supposed to suspend. Clearly someone must have called you Into work since it was your day off.. Was this the supervisor who was wrong?
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nodeathtoall 19
Question, why didn't the supervisor who told you to do it, not just do it and instead called you in to do it? Sounds fishy, or at the very least like poor management
nodeathtoall 19
Management*
chelsay05 9
Because it was "a learning and respect opportunity" for me to do it, apparently. What did I learn? Not to listen to her!
chirstinap325 23
This confused me as well. So now you've suspended someone who you weren't supposed to suspend. Clearly someone must have called you Into work since it was your day off.. Was this the supervisor who was wrong?
Dave_Davington 34
So what happened next? You've got to tell us, the suspense is killing me.
Dat_Class_Tho 26
Not only did you get called in to do something that was never supposed to happen in the first place, but someone also got suspended for no legitimate reason? **** their life too.
stressedartist 14
Well, now that that's solved, go home and binge for a while Treat yoself
hasooon 24
Whats worse, working on a day-off or suspending a poor soul who was mistakingly questioned?
jessicasoho 13
Mo' Money for you.